My dad eats too much chocolate. My mum told me the other day that she's going to have to stop buying it, which is annoying for a moocher like me.

We all wish it was just chocolate, really. He eats too much of everything he shouldn't. He had a heart attack a few years ago, coupled with high cholesterol since he was in his 20s. After aforementioned heard attack he was given a very clear recommended dietary list that's very thoroughly ignored.

We eat more that his weekly...