What a night I had!

So tonight after work I decided to drive up to my local Target (department store) which is about thirty minutes from my house it was 11 AM and the store was closed but it looked open to me so I got out of my car only to find out when I got up to the door it was closed, then i went back to my car and realized that I had locked not only my keys in the car but also my fucking cell phone (it was in the door pocket) I don't know the phone numbers to any of my friends...