Ok, so today i visited a market. There was an unusual shop there selling exotic sauces. Some of which as i later found out are the hottest sauces available.

Now, i adore spicy food so i like a reckless idiot buy the hottest sauce i can find, which they rate as being "Heat level 10+++". It is indeed the hottest sauce in the shop.

I get home and am eager to try the thing which has deafeted many because of it's unbearable heat ... i take off the lid and sniff the sauce,...