High blogs don't count.

It's not even noon, and I'm already drunk. The hell is wrong with me?

Nothing, I just like time traveling. That's all.

I'm stranded out in the middle of Pakenham without a ride, anyways, so it's not like there's anything to do but get drunk and listen to Sufjan Stevens. Woo.

Fuck video games. Demon's Souls is too damn hard, fuck that game.