I saw next door's cat defecating in our garden again, so I discarded the boiling water I was going to use for tea over it. That'll teach the little cretin.

A lot of people disagree with me, but I think that cats are horrible. Just looking at them makes my skin crawl. They even look like cretins, and yet people still fucking love them. They're fuckers. I even saw one the other day smoking inside an old folks' home.