All this talk about shrooms and other drugs has made me remember my younger stupider days. So since my birthday's coming up I've gotten my more "recreational" friends to hook me up with a Half-Ounce. Thanks guys, you're all just... fantastic.

I punched a slug on a wall and my mate who was stood next to me got slug guts splattered into his eye. It was satisfying.

Do do doo do-do do.. do.