Your old recordings reminded me of a little novelty disc that was produced in the '90s of me with my piano playing daft songs and recording toilets flush. I can't find it, which has quite annoyed me. I have been searching for a dusty, scratched disc whilst hosting an organism that makes me shit, sneeze and wheeze, and to no avail. Probably why I feel worse.

I bet you're feeling terrible because of your actions. I know I would be.