To start this little shindig off-I have a pretty large family. My Grandmother had 10 children and only one of them has passed away. Then there's the cousins, second cousins, great aunts, and a conglomeration of other people who's names I don't know.

Now, the youngest members of our family are Mason and Maddie, who are like...5 and 2 or 3 respectively. Maddie is a mystery punched in the face by an enigma. I don't know.

Anyway, I still collect a lot of the crap I had...