I'm all lonely! It has become abundantly clear how little friend-making I did last year, thanks to a human tick sucking out my life force.

And now I'm reaping the consequences. I have a few close buds who are a lot of fun to hang out, but I feel like hanging out with them every day will soon become little more than a chore. It also doesn't help that they live way off campus, making travel an effort, not to mention a bad idea, it being Brooklyn and all.

So I guess I'm...