Well well well, i thought i was totally fucked, but according to a foreign man who approached me and some friends today, we can be saved by Jesus

Yeah i was pretty skeptical at first, but according to this man His friends didn't heed his warning and are now in hell shouting:
"Help i've been here for TWO BILLION YEARS,(yes he did indeed say that) give me one second of peace"!!

It was all going swimmingly untill somone i know began thorwing almost unblockable...