TO CALCULATE A RELAYED (or paired) T-TEST

Using the mouse hilight both columns, and select: Analyse-> Compare Means-> Paired-Sample T Test

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It's 9pm on a saturday night, I still have a discussion to write after I finish analyzing my results (Which I can only do after I analyze my results) and this report is due in on monday. What the fuck? Just what the fuck?
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