There's this tree in my backyard that I like to climb and sit in when the rest of the world is being a giant shithead. I've been staying there for most of the time now (except when it's fucking freezing) because of the two invaders from retard-land.

I was dozing there this mornin' when I was nearly scared shitless.

The local hawk came and pertched about an arm's length away and stared at me until I sneezed.

It was amazing.