I went on holiday for a week to the Shetland Islands, then stayed over at a friend's for a few days after. I bet you were all wondering why old Oddjob wasn't coming around no more.

Shetland was great, but I got sick, and as soon as I got in the house (back in England), I threw up violently. God knows why, but I was rolling in pain the night before, so I can see...