1) I kissed a girl properly.
2) I got a girlfriend.
3) I love her.
4) She loves me.
5) I lost my virginity.
6) Turns out I'm actually pretty good in bed.

Yay, life goals of the last decade achieved. And I am very, very, happy.

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If reading that made you happy, just hold onto that for a second. It is a happy thing to read, and I want people to know that I'm still definitely on a net positive.

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