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Hm.

Posted 04-14-2012 at 04:13 AM by Strike Witch
If I had a massive monetary fortune, like, the largest amount of money in the world...

I'd buy a large island and turn it into my own country. I'd wall the island off from the rest of the world and fill it with tricks, traps, and strange little buildings, towns suspended over cliffs, cities laid out by insane men, and then I'd discreetly kidnap people to populate this country.

The entire thing would be regulated by a sophisticated computer network from behind the scenes and I'd watch it all through cameras from my citadel in the center of the island. I'd keep it isolated from the world through any means, so that as generations pass eventually the inhabitants no longer even remember the world beyond the walls. It would basically be a long experiment to see how people would change in this isolated environment. I could make community leaders my unwitting pawns through hidden speakers masquerading as god, then through them force strange and arbitrary rules and traditions upon the societies over time. Then when I get bored of the whole thing, I could bring the walls crashing down, creating an explosive case of culture shock as I disappear off into the night.

Though it would depend on me achieving some sort of immortality, I guess. Oh well.
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MeechMunchie's Avatar
cool story bro
Posted 04-14-2012 at 04:29 AM by MeechMunchie

Manco's Avatar
So like Myst?
Posted 04-14-2012 at 04:49 AM by Manco

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
You'd get the shit bombed out of you. The absolute shit.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 09:03 AM by Mac Sirloin

Oddey's Avatar
I think I would be more likely to make a computer program like the Matrix, which you must be fully hooked up to for it to work. I'd make myself the admin.

If I had said funds.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 09:05 AM by Oddey

Crashpunk's Avatar
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...citadel in the center of the island. I'd keep it isolated from the world through any means, so that as generations pass eventually the inhabitants no longer even remember the world beyond the walls.
Half-Life 2
Posted 04-14-2012 at 09:07 AM by Crashpunk

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I'd buy 600,000 Subway sandwiches.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 10:08 AM by Sekto Springs

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
You have literally described Great Britain.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 02:40 PM by Bullet Magnet

Splat's Avatar
Britain in 10 years when the BNP take over, under the leadership of Darth Sidious.


I would probably travel all over the world and see lots of cool stuff, and then travel to the moon/Venus/the bottom of the ocean all for pretty much the same reason.

Also, I would give money to aid the Africans/moon-men/Venusians/naiads I meet on my travels.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 04:36 PM by Splat
Updated 04-14-2012 at 04:39 PM by Splat

STM's Avatar
I'd pay of my parents mortgage, give them and my best friends a fistfull of money, then invest in a company and put the rest in the bank. Oh and holidays, fuck tonnes of holidays.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 04:47 PM by STM

MA's Avatar
i'd try and save the British farming industry. or pub industry. yeah, definitely the pub one.
Posted 04-14-2012 at 05:14 PM by MA

Strike Witch's Avatar
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You'd get the shit bombed out of you. The absolute shit.
I would purchase all the bombs!
Posted 04-14-2012 at 08:05 PM by Strike Witch

STM's Avatar
Oh oh, I'd buy an island and introduce the British honey bee onto it, a sort of conservation island to try and grow the numbers of our bees and stop all that breeding with those dirty commoner Italians.
Posted 04-15-2012 at 05:33 AM by STM

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Britain in 10 years when the BNP take over, under the leadership of Darth Sidious.
We don't need to wait for the BNP, we already have the current government.
Posted 04-15-2012 at 06:43 AM by Wil

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I'd just buy a lot of doritos.
Posted 04-15-2012 at 03:14 PM by Mr. Bungle

 

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