Happy Easter

My mum bought me Lindt 70% cocoa chocolate; I ate too much and got a migraine.

Merry Eggsmas.

Chocolate rabbits are the best, I am eating one right now.

I want a Kinder surprise egg but the stores are closed. Fuck Easter.

I couldn't eat a Kinder surprise right now. Too much chocolate + Too little time = Extreme ill feeling.

I don't like chocolate.

I don't celebrate Easter.
Why am I in this blog?

Oh, yeah...

The miracle of life

Everyone's favourite meaningless holiday.

Why did I read chocolate rabbit as chocolate rapist.

Happy Easter by the way...

Happy Fister!

I went out for the weekend and didn't celebrate it.

My mother hid some easter eggs for my brother and me to find. I tried to enjoy it but it's really not the same as it used to be.

I rehid some of my little brother's eggs for him, but I think I made it too hard. He got extremely frustrated and started shouting at me.

need to get my kittle cousinan egg

MA was drunk on Easter.

I hid some easter eggs for my little brother and sister. That was alright. I think I made some of them too easy rather than too hard, because my little brother found nearly all of them in a few minutes.

You should bury them all six feet deep.

That's a despicable thing to suggest Oddey do to his siblings!

Why? It'll make it harder for them to find the eggs.

i reckon that's how 100 year old eggs came about. lazy kids couldn't find the fuckers.

Then they hit 100 and, realizing death was probably close, decided to go back and try to accomplish all the things they'd given up on through the course of their life. Starting with breast milk.