Happy new years to everyone on the vast interbutt.

My mom held me down and killed the demon in my hair. Now I have guys staring at the two feet of silk dangling from my melting scalp. It hurts like hell, but...YEEEEEEAAAAASH!! I feel slightly less ugly now!! TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

Anyway, i'm stuck at the house with grandma and all her old people friends while they play canasta until after midnight. When they fall asleep after the wheel of fortune marathon, I'll draw on...

No, the title isn't wrong. That how they say it in the UK.

Oh, guess what?! My grandma's little old lady friend mary (who's lived long enough to have her youngest son turn 50) has managed to run over a deer. With me in the car. It was dead, but we ramped it. FUCK YES!

I didn't get anything that's really worth the mention, so I'll just tell you the stuff that I liked.

I was jealous of the imp on her last birthday, cause she got the fur blanket (I stole it...

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Well, you may not have noticed, but I haven't been over here, or even on the internet since the 9th.

Baisically, remember that repeated report about oklahoma that you keep on ignoring? Well, I was there.

A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK WITHOUT POWER!!!! The only way too keep our asses from getting frostbite was to turn on the stove and sleep on that crappy foldout couchbed that I swear is made of corpses and cement. The water pump was also electric so we were without water the whole...

Noobs & Mating: The Complete Anti-Guide


join the fight! stop the breeding of nooblets!

I nearly crapped my pants

MOAR!

Well, it's NATIONAL NINJA DAY today. *I'm a ninja, ninja, ninja! BELIEVE IT!* No naruto, you are a DEE, DEE, DEE. YOU SUCK.

Anyway, other than watching idiots go around in naruto costumes, what did you do for NATIONAL NINJA DAY ?

All I got was a load of cash selling permanent marker tattoos of ninja smilies.


Also, I had this riduculous song in my head. ALL. FUCKING. DAY.


Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow...

Well lately i've had this thing were i've been looking up characters that I like and finding drawings of them that resemble them most (like written characters, or three dimensional characters).

In terms of written, I was browsing some art when I came across this. I couldn't help but to think of havoc from OWF the untold legend, so I just couldn't resist.



I don't know who the human...

Right, forgive me if I sound emo/teen angsty here (even in the slightest), but bare with me. There may be some stuff in here about me that might freak you out. That is because I think too much.

I'm seeking advice from the people who have obviously made it through the second stages of the game of life without failing a million times over within the first few seconds.

Now that i'm back in school, instead of at home, sleeping (where I should be, because I'm one of the...

Hey! I have something vaguely interesting to post!

Earlier today, somewhere on that dustball of gaiaonline, a few tetris blox got together.

I just sat there and others seemed to join in.

Here's the funny part:
this one guy wouldn't move, so we all mobbed em' and raped him. It was fucking HILARIOUS.

One of them managed to get a screenshot. As you can see, i'm the one at the front of the mob.

Oh yeah, and it's cute because...