MMMMMM, hmmm! *snaps fingers* I did just go there. OG&E sucks soo much now, that it warrants an 'all your base' joke.
Baisically, they got lazy when they were cutting power to the unoccupied church next to us, so that short line was just dangling there. whenever the wind blew, it touched the other wire and sparked violently.
So one day, I looked out the window to our front lawn (it was yesterday actually) , and lo and behold, there was a loverly black streak across the lawn and it was slowly creeping towards the house (it was one of those low fires that put itself out as it went).
My granmother freaked out, called 911, started to freak out even more when she thought she might have acidentally thrown her dentures away, and after she found them, she asked me if I wanted pankakes. Wonnerful.
You suck donkey's balls OG&E.
"What the fucking fuck did you fucking fucks fuck this fucking... FUCK." (that referance cookie is still up for grabs.)
