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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.

IN TEN MINUTES I HAD FEELS TOO HYPAH! :E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 03-12-2008 at 05:31 PM by scrab queen
Updated 03-16-2008 at 09:06 PM by scrab queen
EDIT: YAY! I am now un-popular! FEED THE MONSTER!

HERE's YOUR FRIKKEN MEME BACK!

But now I wiil torture you with something just as pointless, if not more so than one sentence.

I WILL BLABBLE ON ABOUT MY FANDOMNESSESSESSESESDEDEDS!! YOu're better off making some snide joke with a tl:dr tagged onto it.


WARNING!:Extremly long fan babble ahead!


Excuse me if the squeeling makes your brain implode. Just going...
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YUD.

Posted 03-07-2008 at 11:58 PM by scrab queen
I'm addicted to crack fiction. Go figure.

Once again I am on a very painful quest to remove the ressurected 'Donald's mop' from my scalp. It seems impossible, being that it's about the size of a volleyball. Pray for me, because this is the only time when my grandma doesn't have any painkillers. They're supposed to be drug dealers! How can they be out!

Also, I cried when I realized that my netflix account is on hold due to money issues. D: And just when I thought Gankutsuou...
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whaaaaaazaaaaaaaaahp!! :P

Posted 02-21-2008 at 07:11 AM by scrab queen
Hai. ^_^ Just dropped in to check on you guys.

OMG Kastere's leaving?! I don't know if I should sacrifice a sheep or if I should do a happy dance to 'butterfly'. Good luck to you, you toothless, angry little midget.

Anyways, the internet is still off, so i'm doing this from the library. Library computers suck.

Also, i'm fully convinced that i'm a total nerd now. Either that or it's another game addiction. I'm willing to bet that it was the latter. I...
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PRJM pwns Neopets *thar be VG nerdiness har*

Posted 02-05-2008 at 05:13 PM by scrab queen
Like I said, Project Metroid pwns any kind of pocket pet for the sole reason that they eat you desktop icons, and will rip your homework to dusty shreds on command. Also, when the computer lags, it looks like you've won a game of metroid solitaire.

I Cheated and got 107% on the first day. :P

[Link]
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I'm running out of titles!

Posted 02-01-2008 at 08:43 PM by scrab queen
Updated 02-01-2008 at 08:45 PM by scrab queen
WHOOOOOP! I'm outta here bishies!

Withdrew from the hellhole, and i'm back in homeschool now. The nice thing about oklahoma is that the government can't intervene, so it's baisically like a vacation sort of thing where I get to learn what I want. Namely, from my parent's old highschool books. Theres stuff in there they never mention in today's schools. And the information there is USEFULL. Emphasis on the word: USEFULL!

In one of the mathbooks, it has several chapters...
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somethin' on patrol...

Posted 01-24-2008 at 08:10 PM by scrab queen
Classic. Just freakin' classic. I crashed a couple of noobs who were mating, and they were so freakin' illiterate to the point of hilariousness.


"I have to un-button my zipper"

And that was translated. I laughed for about an hour!
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Blegh. (I'm positive i've used that title before...) *SPAMMERNEISCHTAL!*

Posted 01-21-2008 at 08:24 PM by scrab queen
Apparantly, i'm:



***You Are 28% Abnormal***

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable...
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Material?

Posted 01-09-2008 at 06:45 PM by scrab queen
I've run out of things to rant about. Give me some topics. Things that piss you off. Like certian people -FUCK OFF GRANDMA! IM NOT SHUTTING IT OFF!- *ahem* scuse me.

Or stereotypes. or the fact that only stupid people or people full of lunch meat and lies can be world leaders. Because a majority of us are made of the same things.

I need material for my book of truth.
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Endless, endless ranting.

Posted 01-07-2008 at 05:47 AM by scrab queen
Updated 01-07-2008 at 05:50 AM by scrab queen
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK!
Today was supposedly a school day, the day winter vacation ends. So last night I tore up my room, getting stuff ready, checking for lost papers, hell, even decorating the back of my universal folder with a permanant markered image of the original simon belmont. So I got up, actually excited to go back to school for once (it was catious optimism, there was still the 'fairy boy' enthusiastic math teacher who would sooner kill himself than stop making us work so god...
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Don't derail this thread. Share dump!

Posted 01-04-2008 at 06:15 PM by scrab queen
Updated 01-05-2008 at 10:51 AM by scrab queen
Why not put this in front of good threads?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393


Also, DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUN!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OFDEJCaRyX4

I think I crapped my pants. I know the series is poorly animated, and they have an equally graphic lacking movie for it, but it's still freaking funny! Also, this is the closest thing I will ever get to all those videogame movies that were supposed to come out this weekend. If it weren't...
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