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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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YUD.

Posted 03-07-2008 at 11:58 PM by scrab queen
I'm addicted to crack fiction. Go figure.

Once again I am on a very painful quest to remove the ressurected 'Donald's mop' from my scalp. It seems impossible, being that it's about the size of a volleyball. Pray for me, because this is the only time when my grandma doesn't have any painkillers. They're supposed to be drug dealers! How can they be out!

Also, I cried when I realized that my netflix account is on hold due to money issues. D: And just when I thought Gankutsuou was within reach. DAMN YOU ANIME FEVER! DAMN YOU AND YOUR WATCHING LIMITS!

And in better news, I finally got an old, outdated iPod. It's pink, which I hate, but the blow was dampened when I glued the iPood symbol on the back. Now it's funny instead of girly.

INTERNET EPICNESS:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vDEKYUQRV24

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2aYzbf_crQQ

I smell a meme...
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Salamander's Avatar
First comment, YUS.
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Having a crappy iPod is better than not having an iPod at all.
Posted 03-08-2008 at 12:05 AM by Salamander

Chubfish's Avatar
I can has second comment

Requires moar old, outdated iPod.
Posted 03-08-2008 at 01:01 AM by Chubfish

 

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