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Blegh. (I'm positive i've used that title before...) *SPAMMERNEISCHTAL!*

Posted 01-21-2008 at 08:24 PM by scrab queen
Apparantly, i'm:



***You Are 28% Abnormal***

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howabnormalareyouquiz/



***You Are 50% Evil***

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/



***You Are 50% Weird***

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/



***Your Quirk Factor: 66%***

You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."

How Quirky Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howquirkyareyouquiz/



***You Are a Seeker Soul***

You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/



***You Act Like You Are 18 Years Old***

You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid.
You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way.
You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.

What Age Do You Act?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/




***You Are Oscar the Grouch***

and that's all you need to know...









***You Are 92% Cynical***

You're cynicism borders on paranoia.
Worry less. You're out to get the world as much as it's out to get you.

How Cynical Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howcynicalareyouquiz/




***You Are Austin***

A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick

What American City Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatamericancityareyouquiz/





***You Are a Henna Gaijin!***

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."
While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.
Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourj...ubculturequiz/



***Your Inner European is French!***

Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.

Who's Your Inner European?
http://www.blogthings.com/whosyourinnereuropeanquiz/




***You Are 29% Manic***

You have your hyper, manic moments - but you keep them in check.
Ideas and thoughts flood your head, but you don't need to act on them.
You've found a good deal of balance in your life. Enjoy it!

Are You Manic?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyoumanicquiz/



***You Are 93% Burned Out***

You are extremely burned out.
You work too hard, and you're not getting the results you deserve.
It's time for a life change, as soon as you can manage it.
You're giving away most of your energy to something you don't even enjoy.

Are You Burned Out?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouburnedoutquiz/





All of my results on all 200 something quizzez(both posted and non) contradict eachother. Mostly because i'm in school and i'm too busy suffering to do anything else. Also, it says that i'm doomed to an awesome love life, even though i've never dated anybody...EVER. All I've ever gotten was a compliment for my avatar, and even then the bastard (who couldn't spell) just wanted to cyber. I went with him and then closed the window just for fun. XP. I was highly amused when he e-mailed me the next day, and I pretended to be a guy. HAH! EL-OH-EL!

But yeah, it's pretty confusing.
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Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
I'm 16% abnormal.

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

I'm 18% evil.

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

I'm 50% weird.

 Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

I'm 52% quirky.

 You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

I am a Dreaming Soul

 Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

I act like I'm 15

You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid.
You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way.
You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.

I'm 55% burned out

 You're fairly burned out, and it shows.
You probably have been feeling a little rundown and irritable lately.
If you can, drop a few of your minor responsibilities and focus on what's really important.
You have too much on your plate, and it's catching up with you.

Yea kinda wanted to share too :P. Can't get this annoying white font away either...

EDIT: I just reread all of this and holy crap these tests actually make sense...
Posted 01-22-2008 at 06:10 PM by Alf Shall Rise

Salamander's Avatar
12% Abnormal. Apparantly I act 14 years old, no way do I act 14 years old.
Posted 01-22-2008 at 08:34 PM by Salamander

Slaveless's Avatar
Being abnormal is cool man. Being normal means you're predictable. I don't know what's all the hype about being boring and regular.
Posted 01-23-2008 at 12:42 PM by Slaveless

Salamander's Avatar
The irony is, by being 0% abnormal (completely normal) you're actually abnormal, because no one is 100% normal.
Posted 01-23-2008 at 03:25 PM by Salamander

scrab queen's Avatar
Heh, one of em' says that I was a mathematictian and was hung for treason in a past life. Can you say *gay voice* IRONY!
Posted 01-23-2008 at 11:48 PM by scrab queen

Hobo's Avatar
tl;dr to the fucking extreme
Posted 01-24-2008 at 02:57 PM by Hobo

Salamander's Avatar
Hell yeah.
Posted 01-24-2008 at 07:12 PM by Salamander

MA's Avatar
stop moaning an' do the test(s)!!

my results;

***You Are 56% Abnormal***

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

***You Are 58% Evil***

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

***You Are 70% Weird***

You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

***Your Quirk Factor: 66%***

You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."

***You Are an Old Soul***

You are an experienced soul who appreciates tradition.
Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone.
Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient.
A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people.

You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends
A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others.
Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone.
But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away.

***You Act Like You Are 27 Years Old***

You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.
You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.
The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.

***You Are 48% Cynical***

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.

***You Are 96% Burned Out***

You are extremely burned out.
You work too hard, and you're not getting the results you deserve.
It's time for a life change, as soon as you can manage it.
You're giving away most of your energy to something you don't even enjoy.

***You Are 34% Manic***

You have your hyper, manic moments - but you keep them in check.
Ideas and thoughts flood your head, but you don't need to act on them.
You've found a good deal of balance in your life. Enjoy it!


that was strangely satisfying...and frightening.
Posted 01-29-2008 at 12:29 PM by MA
Updated 01-29-2008 at 01:00 PM by MA

 

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