I watched the whole of "The lion king 2" on youtube.

Amazing, the blasts from the past you get when you're sixteen.

As it turns out, i now have enormous difficulty telling the difference between pink and purple. A grim reminder of the optition telling me i had imperfect colour vision a while back.

Fuckdidilyuck...

Here are twelve facts
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.


How do you feel?

I have what i think is a stomach virus. i'm beign sick out of both ends i'm hot and feverish, i want to die.

shaman.

I recently took advise from a friend and watched "The Godfather".

I don't think it was that great...

Read this very carefully.


YOU ARE NOW MANUALY BREATHING AND BLINKING

Saturday the sixth of june that is, which is my first day out of school, it is one day after my last term ends, i leave year eleven, and step out into the big wide world (of college). Which will be very intereting...

I still cannot believe that i have made it thus far into formal education without losing my fucking mind

I am counting down.

Outiside my house, there is a flight of stone steps . They lead from my kitchen into the garden and are quite high and steep.

Earlier today i tried some honey, i thought it was vile from the very start, so i flicked what remained on the spoon out of the open back door and onto the top of the steps.

THERE IS NOW A GIAGANTIC HORDE OF ANTS LEADING FROM THE MIDDLE OF MY GARDEN ALL THE WAY TO OUTSIDE MY BACK DOOR.
seriously though, the space outside my back door is...

I have made a very embarrassing stupid mistake envolving a friend of mine, a crowd of our other friends and some money.

You will be told what it was in a few days, but for now i present to you a small forum game...

Try to guess what i have done...

keep it clean. (who am i kidding)...

I have just been to my ju-jitsu class.

I split my trousers trying to do a high kick ... again.