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Ants are amazing...

Posted 04-19-2009 at 11:59 AM by shaman
Outiside my house, there is a flight of stone steps . They lead from my kitchen into the garden and are quite high and steep.

Earlier today i tried some honey, i thought it was vile from the very start, so i flicked what remained on the spoon out of the open back door and onto the top of the steps.

THERE IS NOW A GIAGANTIC HORDE OF ANTS LEADING FROM THE MIDDLE OF MY GARDEN ALL THE WAY TO OUTSIDE MY BACK DOOR.
seriously though, the space outside my back door is alive with ants...
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alf's brother's mate's Avatar
Well that was a bit stupid then wasn't it?

ABM
Posted 04-19-2009 at 12:38 PM by alf's brother's mate

OddjobAbe's Avatar
If you want, me and my brother could rough them up a bit to scare them off.
Posted 04-19-2009 at 12:46 PM by OddjobAbe
Updated 04-19-2009 at 03:35 PM by OddjobAbe

alf's brother's mate's Avatar
Pour boiling water on them.

ABM
Posted 04-19-2009 at 12:47 PM by alf's brother's mate

Jordan's Avatar
Jump on them. Over and over again.
Posted 04-19-2009 at 01:02 PM by Jordan

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Thee is no other possible outcome in your environment. You really should have seen that coming.
Posted 04-19-2009 at 01:04 PM by Bullet Magnet

MA's Avatar
ABM always speaks the truth.
OddjobAbe, that was classic.
Posted 04-19-2009 at 03:32 PM by MA

AlexFili's Avatar
Sometimes our kitchen gets infested with ants, usually in the heat of summer after lots of rainfall. It's kinda funny at first, because you wonder why there are dots moving around, then you realize its a gigantic bunch of ants! I remember one time when my parents were driving and suddenly lots of winged ants flew into the car!
Posted 04-20-2009 at 06:33 AM by AlexFili

OANST's Avatar
I don't think he minded the ants. Hence the "Ants Are Amazing" message at the top.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 07:37 AM by OANST

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Or he could find it amazing how fast they were to take action.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 07:53 AM by OddjobAbe

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Hitler was an amazing person.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 08:37 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Yeah, totally. So is cock, right?
Posted 04-20-2009 at 08:51 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
I prefer arse.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 08:59 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
The penis is an amazing organ.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:00 AM by Wings of Fire

shaman's Avatar
indeed...
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:00 AM by shaman

OANST's Avatar
I meant roosters, you sick fucks.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:14 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Man, what a rooster.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:24 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Man, what a Richard.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:37 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
This is heavyweight discussion. :-S
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:37 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
This is fucking Oxbridge level stuff MA, if you can't take the non sequiturs then get out of the internetz.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:40 AM by Wings of Fire

shaman's Avatar
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I meant roosters, you sick fucks.
And i was just about to ask you to a customised version of a cock fight... ah well.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 09:54 AM by shaman

MA's Avatar
You always know just what to say, WOF. :-*
Posted 04-20-2009 at 10:02 AM by MA

 

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