Invader #2 had a seisure.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was to ask whether I could have the rest of her waffles?

But... what about the Space Pirate Ninjas from Super Metroid? Do they count? Or are they the horrible result of cross breeding? They are ugly as sin...they need ninja masks...

I'll bet most of you looked at this because of small chance there would be baked goods.

I'm in a 'funny' mood.

I think i'll throw some dark, horrible, offbeat puns at my housemates. They love the abuse....

3 DAYS AND NO SLEEP. This is the only time I regret having a nocturnal defense mechanism.

The things that cause me the most stress are awake during the day. So I revert to a nocturnal schedule so I don't have to deal with them. Unfortunately, because of that, they're starting to see me as the local teenage slacker/total slob and starting to hound me about staying up during the daylight hours. To DO STUFF.

So now i'm up during the day and running on Zombie NRG, and...

It's too fucking cold. I'm not going out there.

This is the only time I'm cheering for the wrong team. 'Please let school be open so I don't have to deal with the mentally screwed brat...'

People out here have no tolerance for the snow. I'm probably stuck with her for a few days.

Also, I got high. It's overrated. Pop says it can help the creative process. And that's all he wants me to use it for. I see why now.

WARNINGZ: If you don't like...

DAMN YOU AMBITION!

I wanna:

- Be an actor
- Be a voice actor
- Be an artist
- Be a tatto designer (and eventually own my own shop)
- Be a blacksmith (custom VG swords FTW)
- Be a writer
- Be a VG tester
- Be on the design team for a VG or movie
- Be a different species, because this one sucks

Please cross your fingers and pray that the hope-crushing will be slow, painful, and torturous enough that...

There's this tree in my backyard that I like to climb and sit in when the rest of the world is being a giant shithead. I've been staying there for most of the time now (except when it's fucking freezing) because of the two invaders from retard-land.

I was dozing there this mornin' when I was nearly scared shitless.

The local hawk came and pertched about an arm's length away and stared at me until I sneezed.

It was amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWjlUeoB5CA

Took him seven years to do it too.

I would like to thank roxxy-chan for implanting the idea that ancient vampires love cookies.

I spent too much time in fan-land. Now I constantly view the world through chibi-vision. It's scary. But entertaining.

MY ART IS SCRIBED ETERNALLY INTO SOMEONE'S FLESH.

THEY WANT MORE. I WANT MY MONEY.

Wow. Complete weird moment.

For a whole hour I believed I was one of my characters. I ended up carving some awesome ancient being/tribal crap into a patch of packed sand.

It looked awesome, but I need to lay off the videogames.

*gasp!*

*looks around awkwardly.*

"*ahem*...merry...christmas?"

heh.


money's short and times are hard,
here's your freakin' christmas card.

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