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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Mood: Apathetic

Posted 02-12-2009 at 08:19 AM by scrab queen
Invader #2 had a seisure.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was to ask whether I could have the rest of her waffles?
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Invader #2?
Posted 02-12-2009 at 08:20 AM by Wings of Fire

scrab queen's Avatar
Two people moved in with us. I call them invader #1&2. Invader #2 is #1's daughter, the eleven year old adhd type one diabetic. And she's annoying as hell.
Posted 02-12-2009 at 09:16 AM by scrab queen

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Then yes, you're worse than Hitler.
Posted 02-12-2009 at 09:28 AM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
That's a bit harsh. I'd say she's worse than Reagan.
Posted 02-12-2009 at 10:04 AM by Bullet Magnet

Hobo's Avatar
Probably worse than Churchill.
Posted 02-12-2009 at 11:23 AM by Hobo

Nate's Avatar
If she had a diabetic seizure, wouldn't she have needed her waffles to get out of it?
Posted 02-12-2009 at 04:00 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
That reminds me of the Invader Zim episode called "Zim Eats Waffles".

A true classic.
Posted 02-12-2009 at 10:11 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
About as bad as Thatcher.
Posted 02-13-2009 at 07:50 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Nobody is about as fucking bad as Thatcher, except possibly Hitlert.
Posted 02-13-2009 at 08:16 AM by Wings of Fire

Wil's Avatar
This is Godwin’s Law gone mad, I tell you!
Posted 02-13-2009 at 04:31 PM by Wil

 

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