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Hey, why is my ass blue...?

Posted 01-27-2009 at 07:13 PM by scrab queen
Updated 01-27-2009 at 07:17 PM by scrab queen
It's too fucking cold. I'm not going out there.

This is the only time I'm cheering for the wrong team. 'Please let school be open so I don't have to deal with the mentally screwed brat...'

People out here have no tolerance for the snow. I'm probably stuck with her for a few days.

Also, I got high. It's overrated. Pop says it can help the creative process. And that's all he wants me to use it for. I see why now.

WARNINGZ: If you don't like big butts and you cannot lie, STFU. Don't complain to me.
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Anonyman!'s Avatar
Dat @$$ disturbs me.
Posted 01-27-2009 at 07:33 PM by Anonyman!

Wings of Fire's Avatar
High on what?
Posted 01-28-2009 at 07:51 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
I recommend Elmers Glue.
Posted 01-28-2009 at 09:54 AM by OANST

shaman's Avatar
in weed we trust...
Posted 01-28-2009 at 12:34 PM by shaman

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
The only pot smoker I've ever met that doesn't come across as a complete fucktard is a gansgter-kid I know named Joey. He's pretty interesting and has offered to get me a handgun several times.

I'm not being sarcastic, either. He's a neat dude.
Posted 01-28-2009 at 01:06 PM by Mac Sirloin

Anonyman!'s Avatar
WOOOOAH MAAAAAN
CHIIIIILLL
Posted 01-28-2009 at 02:21 PM by Anonyman!

You'll all learn to love it, I'm sure.
Posted 01-28-2009 at 02:42 PM by Kimon

Munch's Master's Avatar
I know several pot smokers, some frequent, some not so frequent, some one time only. They are generally pretty neat dudes, the most easygoing and friendly of them also being the most regular user.
Posted 01-28-2009 at 03:46 PM by Munch's Master

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
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WOOOOAH MAAAAAN
CHIIIIILLL
My sisters friend Steven I mentioned before?

He talks like that; All creaky voiced and drawn out, ALL THE TIME. SUCH AN ANNOYING FUCKER.
Posted 01-28-2009 at 08:02 PM by Mac Sirloin

scrab queen's Avatar
Yep. Weed. It turns out Invader #1 is a regular. And she talks like that when she isn't being a whiny, self-centered retard.

Does Joey still have that handgun?
Posted 01-28-2009 at 09:11 PM by scrab queen

 

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