A couple of months ago I felt a swelling in at the back of my mouth under my bottom teeth. It wasn't bothering me so I just thought nothing of it.

In the last month the swelling has gotten larger and they started to hurt when touched.

This week, they have gotten bigger and now I can't eat without a lot of pain in the right side of my mouth. I wanted to get it checked but I've been so busy, I haven't had the time to see a doctor.

So today I went in to...

Ok guys, major update response to an old blog post of mine, THIS ONE BELOW

http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=3319

Well guys, I was correct, he was in prison, not goona go into details about it, but basically, a friend screwed him over, and he ended up behind bars.

I signed into MSN today, and there he is, online, first thing I said was "OH MY GOD, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?"

The response?

Sorry who are you, I don't...

Since the contract on my Blackberry ran out and BB is essentially an abandoned platform now, I made the move to Android with a Samsung Galaxy S2, I love every second I spent with Android. Now a blog post about a new phone may be silly, but I've made this post because of a certain few apps I have.

Some people may remember this being discussed on the forums

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...2FtZXNwZWFrIl0....

Ok guys, I know this breaks the 5 blog posts rule, by my god, some extremely freaky just happened to me! and I think I need a bit of help.

I'm just sat here working on an assignment for University when suddenly I get a really weird taste in my mouth, suddenly I feel something building up in my mouth, so I went to the bathroom, spat in the sink and a massive load of blood shot out of my mouth, I spat a few more times but no blood came out.

What the hell is wrong with...

So, I can't stop vomiting and my whole body hurts so much the only time I've gotten out of bed is to use the bathroom.

And one of my brothers is going through his first dose of chicken pox.

Yeah, my house is like a bloody hospital right now with all this illness.

Well, despite it being April 1st, yes, Black Veil Brides played in Bristol! To be honest, all day, I kept checking my e-mails over and over again because I was just expecting it to be canceled.

But, no, they showed up, and it was an amazing night, only problem, my fucking ears won't stop ringing!

Overall brilliant night, worth the extra wait! Till some fat woman started shoving me and having a go at me because I was apparently pushing her around, which I wasn't, then...

I know I’m not supposed to have 2 blog posts in the top 5, but I feel the following blog is so important I have the right to bypass this rule.

Tonight, I unexpectedly I met my dad, I haven’t seen him in 6 years.

First off, bit of background regarding my biological dad.

He took off just before I was born, he used to visit after I was born, but I was very young and barely remember it, all I remember was his car, which was a gorgeous white Ford Escort...

I was in Tesco tonight to simply pick up some beer, since a 6 pack of Coors Light was all I had I went to the express checkout. Suddenly I heard the woman on the checkout say "Have you got ID?"

I thought she was talking to me, but then I noticed the guy in front of me was being ID'd for his purchase of just HDMi cables, I'm not joking here, it was the only thing he was buying, and he had to show ID

He looked confused but the checkout lady said that it came up that she...

You might remember that about a year ago I made a blog post about a friend who was sadly murdered.

Well, between that time and now numerous people have been arrested on suspicion but nothing seemed to be getting anywhere.

But today, in the local paper, it said that two men that were arrested admitted to committing manslaughter. They also found that they stole DVD's a laptop and some cash during the incident.

Such a relief off my mind now after 1 whole...

Can't believe I'm here typing about this but, last night, I accidentally discovered that jizz is a great carpet stain remover...

I had an assignment from university where I had to create cyanotypes, cut a long story short, it is basically an old victorian photography process.

Part of the process involves coating watercolour paper in a special paint, but one night, I accidentally knocked the jar over and spilled it on my carpet. I've had this blue stain on my carpet...