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One Eyed Monster.

Posted 05-16-2009 at 01:14 PM by Disgruntled Intern
Yeah, I've decided to take a crack at customizing vinyl toys. Not bad for a first attempt, I think. But not great, either. I blame the shitty paints.





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I bifurcated the tip of my thumb.

Posted 04-16-2009 at 02:48 PM by Disgruntled Intern
Okay, so it wasn't a complete bifurcation. But pretty damned close.

Two days ago I was in the process of building a rather large hutch for our rabbit, Floppy Puff-Puff. This involved using my Dad's old table saw.

In addition to being old and rarely used, it lacks a guard.

Anyway, as I was cutting a piece of wood, I sneezed. This wasn't one of those 'oh god my nose sure does tickle. I bet I'll sneeze soon' sneezes. Oh no. This was one of those 'my nose...
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I don't miss California.

Posted 04-13-2009 at 10:41 AM by Disgruntled Intern
We've been in Washington state since the first, and I've loved every day of it so far.

The shitty news is that my California issued medical license doesn't allow me to work up here, so I've been dealing with the bureaucratic bullshit involved with getting my license transferred. Not fun.

Other than that though, things have been hunky spunky. I've got to spend a lot of time with my parents, which is nice because it's been about a year since I've seen them. My dog loves...
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This makes my family sound like poor white trash.

Posted 03-23-2009 at 11:51 PM by Disgruntled Intern
Updated 03-23-2009 at 11:53 PM by Disgruntled Intern
I'm in love with Green Jell-O all over again. To hell with calling them Green Jelly. Fuck you, general foods.

You know what irks me? People who don't know who Gary Cooper is. What bothers me even more is the fact that I just said irks.

Despite general loathing of her character in general, I am worried about my younger cousin. She's not quite retarded. Hell, I wouldn't even call her slow. I guess developmentally stunted is the term I'm reaching for. Anyway, here's a...
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uneventful events.

Posted 03-20-2009 at 02:56 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Updated 03-20-2009 at 02:59 AM by Disgruntled Intern
My life is boring. I'm drinking in excess, and I'm moving to Washington state in eight days.

Random pictures from my life as of late:


Stick to the shadows, play with your butthole.



Floppy Puff-Puff and I eyeballing the same carrot.
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This is why you're fat:

Posted 03-03-2009 at 01:26 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Sweet jesus.

Okay, maybe not jesus. How about Sweet....Bacon and Cheese stuffed Pizza Burger? Well, okay. Not sweet. But salty, spicy and artery clogging.

Yeah. A CVS Pharmacy opened up around the corner from me, and as some sort of weird bonus, they were giving away free fifteen dollar gift cards to the first one hundred customers.

So, I rounded up my faithful posse of miscreants and collected said gift cards.

We spent them on tequila....
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For Strike Witch. Ghost? Meh.

Posted 02-25-2009 at 06:32 AM by Disgruntled Intern


No words. Just a nation full of erections.
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Speaking of Double Fine..

Posted 02-20-2009 at 10:39 AM by Disgruntled Intern
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Much like our beloved OANST, I'm a rabid Tim Schafer fan. I periodically browse the Double Fine website, and after about three weeks of poking and prodding, my better half managed to talk me into sending my art portfolio in.

Now, I know they're not actively looking to hire a new art department slave, but she feels it's worth a shot. I don't have any of my "serious" work online because I honestly do take some of it seriously, and the possibility of being mocked or meh'd terrifies me....
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Clean out your locker at the club, Bob.

Posted 01-01-2009 at 01:57 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Anyone who gets the above reference gets a sammich.

Anywho, I got fired. Two days before Christmas.

Why, you ask?

Because I had some sort of super-flu and a rather nasty IRI at the same time. I had a fever of 103.2 for ten hours straight. I was admitted to the hospital where I fucking work[ed], and was there for almost two days.

The DON* knew I was sick. The Administrator knew I was sick. They both came in to see how I was doing. Because...
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Sometimes drunken vandalism is fun.

Posted 08-24-2008 at 02:37 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Okay, well, all of the time.

Observe:



I am the comedy mastar.
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