Posted 07-23-2011 at 08:37 PM byPhylum Updated 08-11-2012 at 05:27 AM byPhylum
I'm going to warn you now that this blog may not make sense.
I'm back from England. I fucked my sleeping on the plane and I'm yet to recover. I'm getting hungry at odd times and my sleeping patterns are just fucked.
Thursday I arrived home at 11am, tired after having about 5 hours sleep across half a day in England, a 12 hour flight, an 8 hour stopever and a 9 hour flight. I then decided I'd stay awake until at least 9. That night I went to bed at 10 slept well. I had...
I haven't really eaten anything in the past 3 days, I stay up longer than usual just watching Youtube videos.
I haven't even gone swimming this week even though I usually go swimming every day on summer. I don't feel like playing any games, every time I boot up my Xbox I just stare at the dashboard and turn the console off.
I don't watch TV anymore as regularly, I don't want to go outside because it's so hot. It's also very hot in our house.
Ran out of shampoo this morning, so when visiting the supermarket later I made a note to get some. I spent a long time looking at bottles with girly words on them; I don't want my hair to be sumptuous! I don't want it to be silky! I don't want it nourished with natural organic honey and elderflower! I didn't want girly shampoo! I wanted Manp-
Then I realised there are some things you don't shout aloud at the supermarket.
Before I go to bed I always switch off my phone so I don't get woken up by idiots phoning me at stupid o clock
I woke up at 1030AM to find a missed call from my mum at 3:50AM, I was completly confused as to why on earth she would be phoning at this time of morning, especially as we live in the same house. I checked around the house and I was the only one there, I started to panic!
I phoned my grandparents who are always home, but even they were not answering the phone...
We just made reservations for our next vacation, and I'm pretty excited about it. We will be spending a week in coastal Maine, in a small fishing/artist community. No children will be coming with us. Just a lot of relaxing. It's about a 17 hour drive, and we'll have to pass through Canadia to get there, but the scenery should be very pretty.
Well, I just realised that if I work normal hours at minimum wage for the majority of my last and longest school holiday ever...I'll be making under £1000, so I got that wrong. And I looked at a random train ticket fair to a platform in central London, so only about 10 miles away if that. It costs £13!! I think I had a heart attack. And why the fuck do I have to pay for an adult ticket? I'm 16 not 18, I can't vote, I can't buy M games, worst of all I can't order my own alcohol yet.
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I had got up today, when I spoke to my dad, he asked me, "What were you doing early this morning?"
Well, I was sleeping naturally.
My dad had his friend over then, he was about to go upstairs, when he had witnessed me in my half-nakedness, on my hands and knees, blindly rummaging for something. He shouted to turn the light on, but I ignored him.
My brother came out of his room next and witnessed the event. After ten minutes of silent rummaging, I stood...
so once again peer presure wins because of all my dumbass friends peere presuring me to get an ear stretcher.
the main reason was because i bought a fake one and i was really proud of it until all my friends saw it and told me i was a total wuss so i tried to tell them they can all piss off because i didnt want a giant hole in my ear (and my girlfriend didn't either) but they nagged me until i finally gave in.
until all my friends saw it and told me i was a total wuss 
so i tried to tell them they can all piss off because i didnt want a giant hole in my ear (and my girlfriend didn't either) but they nagged me until i finally gave in.
