I only say this because I have had the most exposure to Christians in my life, but seriously, fuck Christianity.

At university The Christian Society give out pancakes, cupcakes or brownies in exchange for people texting them questions (quite a sweet deal for sure). So of course, me being all up for anything related to free cupcakes send in a question and get it hand delivered and a little answer on a slip of paper which is usually some non-committal answer (like the smarmy agnostic...

Laser

The original plan for this blog was to have a good vent and express the various confusing and contradictory themes currently squirming their way through my unfinished adolescent psyche like that robot worm thing from the start of The Matrix.

Then it became a blog about why I wouldn't, or perhaps couldn't, do that.

Then it became yet another analysis of my relationship with you, dear forums, as my most regular and widespread influence over my teenage years.
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MeechMunchie

I've been shopping around a bit because I'm on beautiful tasty welfare. Oooh, feels so good in my mouth. Aaaaah. Welfare. Not really shopping, but deciding on what's necessary and what isn't. I've concluded on having a Cellphone that doesn't actively try to lead me to an untimely end is a good idea. My current phone is a dumbphone with a dumb touch screen and a dumb headphones jack that doesn't appear anywhere else in technology. It's a LG Molesticutioner, can't say I recommend this phone. It is...

Mac Sirloin

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Nepsotic

Finally back after a 2 week break without internet. You can only play Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus so many times in one day before it gets a little tiring. But anyway, glad to be back. I managed to release my update for Slig Suicide which I've wait a wile to do, so that's good.

I started watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, just to see what it's like. I'm currently about 6 episodes in. Meh, it's nothing special. I certainly don't think it deserves the fan base it managed...

JayDee

Alright cunts? I'm back! I had a good time in the Lake District and it has been one of the more interesting holidays I've been on.

Okay for starters we went with my parent's friends who have 3 kids. They were pretty nice to be around apart from one major annoyances.

The father is the fucking strictest cunt I've ever seen. Like his parenting techniques were from the 1940s.

He pretty much kept shouting at his kids every fucking second, they didn't even...

Crashpunk

This evening, I went into my bathroom as I needed to use the toilet, as I sat there doing my business, I noticed a my little pony staring at me from the bath.

JennyGenesis

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Nepsotic

Gonna get a haircut tomorrow, its at this new place that is really jank and decrepit looking, but should be cheap and I'm used to bad haircuts. It's also within walking distance.

Daxter King

Yesterday was my first day of university. I had to spend the last of my money on two books that I need to read over the next few days. I don't even know if one of them is the right one.

And I still need to buy a psychology textbook, which I have no money for.

And I have no fucking clue how to write essays.

enchilado