Raise

My boss got married, and he was so happy, he decided to give me and my colleagues a raise (in my part-time job, not my doctoring job).

Well, with my new found wealth, I have bought two things (it really isn't too big a raise, so I don't get much more money than before, but still, not bad going, eh?):

A Yanagisawa tenor sax (been after one of those for a very long time).

A keg full of Budweiser.

Thank God for raises.