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Top reason's why living in New Zealand sucks.

Posted 01-19-2012 at 03:01 PM by sheridanm962
Updated 01-19-2012 at 03:03 PM by sheridanm962 (shits not making sense yo)
1. Our internet is limited (I have a download/upload limit of 40GB) I always wanted unlimited but can't with this ISP and this is the only ISP I can trust to have fast broadband.

2. I don't want to be known as a sheep fucker world-wide, to be honest I live in the Sub-urban area of the capital. I don't see any sheep anywhere unless I travel up north (4-8 hour drive).

3. People here are too ignorant so they don't listen to a word you say and the general public are either fucking Guido's or absolute retards who don't think straight" (Expect to be insulted just about everyday here).

4. I want to live elsewhere, I'm tired of this place.

5. Computer/computer part prices are through the roof (in australia everything is half the price of the stuff here except for car registration).

I guess the only upside is that I'm alive. :banghead:
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Daxter King's Avatar
Sheep fucker.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 03:27 PM by Daxter King

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Calm down. At least you have a roof over your head and access to plenty of food and water (at least I'm assuming).
Posted 01-19-2012 at 03:40 PM by Mr. Bungle

Yeah the food is great :p


As for Daxter king: Oh you! :beer:
Posted 01-19-2012 at 03:51 PM by sheridanm962

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I could say something about each of those points, but 3 sticks out the most. That one could apply to the entire world's population.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 04:04 PM by OddjobAbe

Phylum's Avatar
Yeah. Peolpe are just cunts.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 04:32 PM by Phylum

Havoc's Avatar
So do you like the grab the wool or do you shave them first?
Posted 01-19-2012 at 04:32 PM by Havoc

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
Ram Rooter.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 05:04 PM by Mudokon_Master

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Lord of the Rings tourism isn't one of them?
Posted 01-19-2012 at 06:39 PM by Sekto Springs

enchilado's Avatar
My family is moving from Australia to New Zealand in a couple of months.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 08:09 PM by enchilado

Sekto Springs's Avatar
It's funny you want to leave New Zealand. I know more than a few people who would choose to live there over any other country.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 08:17 PM by Sekto Springs

Nate's Avatar
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My family is moving from Australia to New Zealand in a couple of months.
What? I've never heard of anyone moving in that direction. Why are they doing it?
Posted 01-19-2012 at 09:30 PM by Nate

Wil's Avatar
To make ench's life miserable.
Posted 01-20-2012 at 01:13 AM by Wil

STM's Avatar
#firstworldproblems
Posted 01-20-2012 at 07:09 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
The grass is always greener when you're balls deep in sheep.
Posted 01-20-2012 at 09:50 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
fuck this, i'm going down to CowTown.

EDIT: holy shit Ench, you're moving to New Zealand?
Posted 01-21-2012 at 05:46 AM by MA
Updated 01-21-2012 at 05:51 AM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
The cow's a friend to me.
Posted 01-21-2012 at 05:53 AM by MeechMunchie

MA's Avatar
lives beneath the ocean and that's where i will be.
Posted 01-21-2012 at 05:57 AM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Beneath the waves, the waves.
Posted 01-21-2012 at 09:02 AM by MeechMunchie

Scraby's Avatar
well you might come live here where i live,houses or apartments dont cost much.And for a quality internet you can pay 31.77 nzd that would be 150 hrk for unlimited downloads.They are way cheaper now that this new government arrived.Well for any outsider you can buy lots of food with the money you have.
Posted 01-22-2012 at 06:13 AM by Scraby

I'll have to try the unlimited internet, the ISP is called Slingshot.

I'm currently on Telstra Clear and recently my family changed the password. Lucky for me I found one of their computers left logged on so I wrote down the password and here I am posting this.
Posted 01-25-2012 at 12:20 AM by sheridanm962

 

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