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So, I fucked up.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 02:59 PM by Mac Sirloin

At no point in writing that blog did I intend to let the question hang any longer than Thursday night, and even then, it was pushing it. I'm genuinely sorry for alarming some of you and glad that Daxter King checked Facebook.

I do not, however, claim responsibility for the thread. That was neither mine nor Jordan's doing, and we're still trying to figure out just what the fuck his little sister was doing , so yeah, we're kinda mad.

As for an explanation as to why it took me three days to make this blog: My computer it honestly broken, and I'm dependent on the various familial laptops while it's having maintenance done on it. Unfortunately, I had an argument with a Family member that prevented me from explaining myself and posting the Tribute Jordan and I crafted. The elaborateness of this lie initially ended with the first blog and the video, but circumstance prevented it from stopping there.

This was also supposed to extend to Facebook and be a whole big mess intended to fuck with friends and peers but again, broken computer.

As I understand it, Nate is considering banning me for being an obnoxious, juvenile, conniving little liar, which is one of the reasons I didn't just resume posting as normal. As I said, at no point did I want or intend to let this go this far on OWF. It was supposed to be a quick little fuck-with, lasting maybe a day. At most.

Regardless of all that: I fucking got you.

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	owf drama at its finest
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:26 PM by Chubfish

	: I think he has no friends, no girlfriend, and parents with a lot of money. That he still lives with while doing nothing other than trolling the forums. Which just goes to show how little you guys actually know me . Aside from the trolling.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:30 PM by Havoc

	Havoc "I can only make friends by wandering into bars and chatting up strangers" isn't a sign of being social, it's a sign of just how deluded you are. Friendless and alone, all Havoc can conjure to weep himself to sleep at night is the image of a dusky man haphazardly sitting beside him and making dull conversation.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:37 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Edit: I was using this post for a test.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:53 PM by T-nex

	Jerk! I'm not smart like Daxter, I looked for your obituary. Strike Witch was in tears. Sort of.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 05:06 PM by Wings of Fire

Havoc "I can only make friends by wandering into bars and chatting up strangers" isn't a sign of being social, it's a sign of just how deluded you are.

Friendless and alone, all Havoc can conjure to weep himself to sleep at night is the image of a dusky man haphazardly sitting beside him and making dull conversation.

You really are too stupid to understand even the simplest of metaphors... fuck.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 05:18 PM by Havoc

	I think I just about hate everyone here.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 05:23 PM by Daxter King

	You really should consider willing me something.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 05:49 PM by Hazel-Rah

	I have to hand it to Havoc, he's managed to make a lot of people provide him with narcissistic entertainment.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:03 PM by Wil

	Daxter likes me. He just won't admit it.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:10 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	He's probably ashamed.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:18 PM by Havoc

	Whoa, you got me. Too bad your parents are dead. You would have totally redeemed everything that's wrong with your life with that little gem, havoc.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:28 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	You just don't know when to stop, do you?
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:30 PM by Havoc

	: As I understand it, Nate is considering banning me for being an obnoxious, juvenile, conniving little liar Jesus. I mean... Jesus. The most I would do (and could do, given the rules) is give you a single infraction. Why can't anyone detect a blatant attempt at good, old-fashioned hyperbole any more?
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:38 PM by Nate

	: You just don't know when to stop, do you?
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:39 PM by Nate

	I'll be the pot! Can I be the pot? DI you can be the kettle.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:43 PM by Havoc

	: You just don't know when to stop, do you? No.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 09:24 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	: I'll be the pot! Can I be the pot? DI you can be the kettle. You clod, he's trying to decide which one to clobber you with. Warning: one has poop in it.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 10:58 PM by Pilot

	i wish Havoc would just fuck off and molest his kitten or something. he's the fucking epitome of:
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 06:31 AM by MA

	lol... that's quit true.
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 08:39 AM by T-nex

	Everyone let's hate Havoc some more Oh wait you already are
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 08:40 AM by Nemo

	I read that a couple of times and didn't get it. Got up, put in some hair tonic, came back. NOW I get it.
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 09:12 AM by Pilot

	oh Nemo, you're so fucking contrary.
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 09:18 AM by MA

	Yes. Yes I am.
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 10:04 AM by Nemo

	Nate: I was actually being over the top there deliberately. MA quite thoroughly hit the nail on the head.
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 12:04 PM by Mac Sirloin

	To reply to the earlier part of the blog (the part that mentioned me, i.e. the only part I bothered reading), I actually did read the death blog on April's iphone during a moment of boredom, said "Eh, still alive", and then turned it off to go swimming.
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 04:53 PM by OANST

	I win!
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 05:31 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	I was genuinely upset.
	Posted 06-28-2010 at 09:21 PM by Strike Witch

	Yeah.
	Posted 06-28-2010 at 11:09 PM by used:)

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