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So, I fucked up.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 02:59 PM by Mac Sirloin

At no point in writing that blog did I intend to let the question hang any longer than Thursday night, and even then, it was pushing it. I'm genuinely sorry for alarming some of you and glad that Daxter King checked Facebook.

I do not, however, claim responsibility for the thread. That was neither mine nor Jordan's doing, and we're still trying to figure out just what the fuck his little sister was doing , so yeah, we're kinda mad.

As for an explanation as to why it took me three days to make this blog: My computer it honestly broken, and I'm dependent on the various familial laptops while it's having maintenance done on it. Unfortunately, I had an argument with a Family member that prevented me from explaining myself and posting the Tribute Jordan and I crafted. The elaborateness of this lie initially ended with the first blog and the video, but circumstance prevented it from stopping there.

This was also supposed to extend to Facebook and be a whole big mess intended to fuck with friends and peers but again, broken computer.

As I understand it, Nate is considering banning me for being an obnoxious, juvenile, conniving little liar, which is one of the reasons I didn't just resume posting as normal. As I said, at no point did I want or intend to let this go this far on OWF. It was supposed to be a quick little fuck-with, lasting maybe a day. At most.

Regardless of all that: I fucking got you.

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	KASTERE BUDDY DON'T DIE BECAUSE YOU SUBSCRIBED TO ME ON YOUTUBE and I was amazed at all of this, Mac "unlucky" Sirloin.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:03 PM by Chubfish

	Really, I think you only "got" a few... But I dunno. I just think it's a weird thing to joke about. But I'm glad you show at least some remorse. It shows that you don't just think of us as worthless little ants =) Is this a weird thing to post?
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:09 PM by T-nex

	I wonder how OANST will feel knowing he missed this.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:16 PM by Daxter King

	Oh he's gonna be pissed. Hey, maybe he'll be so pissed he'll actually kill Simon and we can continue celebrating.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:24 PM by Havoc

	Don't play me like that, Havoc. I ain't from Tiger Electronics. You'd miss me more than anyone else because nobody tells you how dumb you are and with such appropriate and called-for honesty as I do.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:32 PM by Mac Sirloin

	I predict oanst would have been indifferent.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:33 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	: Don't play me like that, Havoc. I ain't from Tiger Electronics. You'd miss me more than anyone else because nobody tells you how dumb you are and with such appropriate and called-for honesty as I do. You kidding? I have DI, Hobo and Leto to do that for me and I only need one, so you're all lucky you still have a job around here.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:39 PM by Havoc

	Havoc, you're just trying to be hated now, aren't you? Like ... Really you're trying too hard.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:41 PM by T-nex

	He really is the best worst troll ever. He'll get my vote at the next forum awards.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:44 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	I, too predict OANST would not have had a shit to give and would most likely have immediately seen through my ruse by using the bruise that was my posting on Facebook just like cold, logical Dax. Then he would have farted a rainbow and puked up all the cancer ever.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:44 PM by Mac Sirloin

	: He really is the best worst troll ever. He'll get my vote at the next forum awards. Bout time I get some recognition around here after 7 freaking years.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:44 PM by Havoc

	It really would have been far more believable without the Facebook post, of course, you have also been on Live a lot. I expect better next time.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:46 PM by Daxter King

	In regards to Havoc, at this point it's easier for him to play the part everyone wants him to play than to try and be even somewhat likable. As for you, Mac, I forgive ya. HUGS!
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:47 PM by Sekto Springs

	: At this point it's easier for him to play the part everyone wants him to play than to try and be even somewhat likable. You're talking about this as if it's a political drama. It's the internet, I don't have to be liked by anyone. As long as people like me IRL I'm good.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:49 PM by Havoc

	Oh I'm surprised.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:52 PM by Pilot

	I like Havoc...he's neat.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:53 PM by Ridg3

I have absolutely no explanation for why I was on Live (Xbox and MSN) so much. I actually disconnected my Xbox so as not to raise suspicions. I didn't anticipate anyone on here checking on Facebook, and the wall post was a necessity, so whatevs.

Also, I think this would have been a bit more fucked if I hadn't made the facebook post, since without it this is essentially rock solid.

Pilot: You never stopped unbelieving, your faithlessness is unbreakable, unshakable and unrakeable, you truly didn't beLEAF.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:54 PM by Mac Sirloin

Updated 06-26-2010 at 03:56 PM by Mac Sirloin

	See, my fanbase grows. : I actually disconnected my Xbox so as not to raise suspicions. You're pathetic.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:55 PM by Havoc

	Being last on since 2 days ago and saying you died a week ago isn't very smart.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 03:57 PM by Daxter King

	Kastere doesn't add me on facebook why god why
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:00 PM by Disgruntled Intern

DI: Friend me again, assuming you're not joking. I went through this period where I ignored every single request I was sent because I actually gave a shit about facebook. Now I just add people indiscriminately.

Dax: That's very odd, actually. I haven't deliberately signed on to MSN for a week and a half and my Xbox has been away from any kind of internet connection for at least a week.

You're pathetic.

I disconnected the Xbox from the internet you poltroon. God knows you're one to talk, anyway.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:01 PM by Mac Sirloin

Updated 06-26-2010 at 04:09 PM by Mac Sirloin

	I don't disconnect my Xbox from the internet to pull some really stupid (and obvious) prank, now do I?
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:11 PM by Havoc

	: It's the internet, I don't have to be liked by anyone. As long as people like me IRL I'm good. Exactly. So go hang out with your droves of real life friends and stop wasting your time on an obscure internet forum where nobody likes you.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:11 PM by Sekto Springs

	And throw away some of the best entertainment on the net? Are you nuts?
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:19 PM by Havoc

	I also moved my Xbox so that one of my real life friends (of which I have many) could play Nazi Zombies with me on the big-ass television we have. And I have to back up Sekto here: For all of your claims of 'real life' popularity, you sure do spend a lot of time here.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:19 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Make sure you're fully ensconced in the transmitter, and we'll begin.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:19 PM by Chubfish

Havoc in a paragraph or two:
He's a happy go lucky person with an unstoppable sense of optimism. He's also a narcissist and possibly a wide variety of closet-cases. He himself holds no force behind his convictions and just blindly farts whatever inane bullshit sparks in the wet tissue his thick skull stubbornly protects. He is what he is because he thinks being as obtuse and individual as possible is a good thing, which it isn't. I mean, look at Jordan and I: We're mean spirited arrogant assholes who revel in the mediocre and fucking marvel at the most obscure, lame shit, but we're also clever and know how to manipulate people into friendships and other such things in real life. Havoc does not. Havoc is unstoppably happy, but he's also insurmountably stupid and incapable of a humilitous thought.

But whatever, it's not like anyone but himself makes him read through the endless seas of criticism. Maybe he likes being told he's a fuck up since his parents never got the chance.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:20 PM by Mac Sirloin

Updated 06-26-2010 at 04:22 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Kastere we were never facebook friends. I probably don't even have a facebook. It's okay. Sekto, zing.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:20 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	: Havoc does not. You don't even know me in RL, how would you know? If I sat down next to you in a bar I could chat with you all night, become best buddies for those few hours and you would never know it was me.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:25 PM by Havoc

	Havoc claims to have lots of friends, lots of money, a girlfriend, and no parents. I still call bullshit on all of that. I think he has no friends, no girlfriend, and parents with a lot of money. That he still lives with while doing nothing other than trolling the forums.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:25 PM by Disgruntled Intern

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