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R.I.P. Simon Clair 1992-2010

Posted 06-24-2010 at 07:06 PM by Mac Sirloin

Hello Oddworld Forums.. My name is Jillian Clair, I am Simon's (or kastere, to his internet friends) sister. As some of you may know, my brother died last week of a Brain Aneurysm; It was very sudden and unexpected for our family. The funeral is on Monday, June 28th.

It's ...difficult to explain this, but Simon kept list of post mortem requests pertaining to his toy collection, various possession and his membership on this Internet Forum. I do not have it with me at the moment so all I can do is paraphrase:.
"I want the people on a forum I go to to know if I die. My account name is Kastere (we needed Simon's friend Jordan to suggest 'Mac Sirloin, as the former did not work..) and my password is .......
Please tell them how, when and if applicable, why I died."

We're currently going over his email contacts and several people on Xbox Live who he was somewhat close with. please try to avoid communicating with us if you see him Online.

Thank you
Jillian Clair

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	His facebook had a wall post from an hour ago, it looked like he typed it from the word usage. What is this?
	Posted 06-24-2010 at 08:09 PM by Daxter King Updated 06-24-2010 at 08:45 PM by Daxter King

	Hmmmmmmmmmmm
	Posted 06-24-2010 at 08:29 PM by Pilot

	ololol Simon's fine. Quite the rouse though.
	Posted 06-24-2010 at 08:51 PM by Sekto Springs Updated 06-24-2010 at 08:55 PM by Sekto Springs

	mmm hmm
	Posted 06-24-2010 at 08:56 PM by Pilot

	I checked the Belleville Explorer's obituary wall. There's been no person dying with the surname Clair for over three years. And now I can't believe I didn't just look at his facebook wall...
	Posted 06-24-2010 at 09:45 PM by Wings of Fire

	You're so cute! pinches cheek
	Posted 06-24-2010 at 09:51 PM by Pilot

	You had me going there. You know, for a second or two.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 05:13 AM by shaman

	Not funny.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 05:43 AM by Wil

	you bastard. i believed that for a split second there, that was enough.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 05:54 AM by MA

	I didn't buy it for a second.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 07:29 AM by Oddey

	When I read the blog title, I thought there might be some sort of facetious metaphor. Then the blog made me jump for a fraction of a second, and just as the second came to a close, I decided it must be some kind of sick joke. You daft twat!
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 08:51 AM by OddjobAbe

	I didn't belive this, but it's still not very funny. On the upside, if you are dead, you won't be able to read this.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 08:58 AM by MeechMunchie

	:I
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 09:54 AM by scrab queen

	Pics or it didn't happen.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:01 AM by Havoc

	I was just hoping he was going to leave me some of his toys. But then I felt bad. This is pretty lame.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:23 AM by Disgruntled Intern Updated 06-25-2010 at 10:27 AM by Disgruntled Intern

	lets test this out
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 12:49 PM by Daxter King

	I vaguely remember him saying something about planning to do this once.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 02:16 PM by shaman

	Not that I approve, but at least Mac's generating some drama. OWF has been so damned boring lately, and I guess he can be a martyr for the cause.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 02:47 PM by Sekto Springs

	I'm not sure how much drama a couple of dozen people going 'Meh' constitutes, but if you think it's countering the last five years of this place then goodo.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 03:12 PM by Wil

	Well, this is at least a smidge more interesting than 90% of what goes on around the rest of this place.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 03:30 PM by Sekto Springs

	I like how you think someone had to die before this place got interesting. Fake or not.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 03:32 PM by Havoc

	It's like when Andy Kaufman died all over again. If only kastere had his own Tony Clifton.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 07:00 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	: I like how you think someone had to die before this place got interesting. Fake or not. Pretty much. That or some news from Lorne, BUT YA KNOW...
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 08:09 PM by Sekto Springs

	Why don't you just fuck off then, if you find this place so boring? You're the only goddamn person complaining about it lately. On another note, I'm thinking about banning Mac Sirloin. If he's really dead, he doesn't need access. If he isn't, then he deserves it.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 08:32 PM by Nate

Why don't you just fuck off then, if you find this place so boring? You're the only goddamn person complaining about it lately.

Pretty much. Sekto pops in to comment about how boring it is, or how lame we are for posting here as much as we do. I'd say you should give sekto a temp ban. Let's see if it makes his little heart grow fonder.

I'm just curious about kastere in general. If he IS dead, a ban seems a little fucked. If he's not, then he was just being weird and stupid. It could just be his dramatic exit post.

Posted 06-25-2010 at 08:54 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	He is clearly alive, hes been on Live a bit lately, and his Facebook is further evidence. This is either his exit, or he will come back Monday and do something.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 09:54 PM by Daxter King

	Okay then. Dorian tells me you wanted to play gears. I am at work. I told her to play with you but she is shy.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:04 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	Oh, I was using the invite all feature.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:10 PM by Daxter King

	Oh. Well fuck you then.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:13 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	Ha, shows you. Its actually a good thing she didn't join, if she is shy as you say she is, then it probably would not have been enjoyable to play with the people I was playing with. Just her being a woman, they would have been terrible.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:15 PM by Daxter King

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