Blogs
 


  Oddworld Forums > Blogs > MACBLOG 2666


Hey thanks for coming. Don't forget to pay the minimum 70$ monthly subscription fee to enjoy MACBLOG - BISMUTH benefits, like free ice cream and other lies.
Rate this Entry

Time to draw the line

Posted 04-15-2010 at 08:08 PM by Mac Sirloin
I live right next to a daycare. Well, I did, until it closed. So now I live next to a rundown building with a slowly degrading backyard that the police occasionally use for SWAT training. It's not necessarily an ugly building, but it's sad, and the conditions of its closing are somewhat depressing.

Over the last year it's gradually become more and more rundown. The wooden planks that held the rocks in the recreation area were smashed some time ago and a small sea of pebbles and stones is spilling into the rest of it. Various grody toys and balls remain stuck behind the workshed, and this workshed is where my issues begin.

About a week ago I was leaving for Co-op late, taking my dog inside from the back yard when I noticed some kids in this shed, which sits adjacent to the fence that splits half of the property.

There were three kids in there, dressed in school uniforms and just kind of mingling in this dank, shitty shed. They were at least 2 years younger than me and lanky and shitty looking. I gave one a sharp glare but continued on my way to work, preoccupied. I checked the shed when I came home and sure enough there was an empty cigarette box and some butts lying around. I decided to tell them off or hit them a lot the next time I saw them.

Anyway, skip forward to today. I'd put them out of my head but my mom (who works at the Elementary school across the street) told me she saw another group of kids fucking around at lunch and said she was going to call the cops, but got busy with something else and didn't.

I checked the shed and back of the property again and find burnt paper outside of the shed. Upon further investigation I discovered that the window inset in the back door had been partly smashed in and was propped open with a soccer ball, and several other doors were left open the same way.

I made my way through the building to a door that locks itself, locked every other door and left through it. Sealed, for now.

Now, because I'm done High School early (mid may) I plan on waiting for these little fuckers during the day and making my point quite clear with my friends Mr. Bat, Senor Fists and Jordan.

Jordan may also have a bat.

Now, I'm not really a violent person. I'm big and lumbering and strong but I'd rather not resort to physical violence in most situations, but given the proximity of the two buildings and the trees splayed about, if they set a fire and it gets out of control my home could burn down.

Besides, I've been itching to do something angry and mean that doesn't involve typing for awhile.
Total Comments 14

Comments

Daxter King's Avatar
You should dip their Twilight collages in water. That'll teach 'em.
Posted 04-15-2010 at 08:18 PM by Daxter King

Taco's Avatar
Or you could just call the cops.
Posted 04-15-2010 at 10:25 PM by Taco

Wil's Avatar
I don't really understand why you're so angry about this.
Posted 04-16-2010 at 02:08 AM by Wil

Havoc's Avatar
I could have sworn I posted a reply to this. Oh well.

I don't really get why you're getting all worked up either.
Posted 04-16-2010 at 03:37 AM by Havoc

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Who is worked up? Who is angry? There are delinquents breaking into an abode right beside mine and lighting fires. Nobody is supposed to be on the property for a large variety of reasons, but it just takes one dumbfuck with a match to ruin the neighborhood. If they were just sitting in the shed smoking I'd probably spray them with a water gun or a hose or something, but that's because I'm an asshole. If they're doing something legitimately dangerous then I'm going to take steps to stop it, and when I called the cops yesterday it took them a fucking hour to get here.
Posted 04-16-2010 at 03:51 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 04-16-2010 at 03:57 AM by Mac Sirloin

MA's Avatar
i don't blame you. like you said, it take one person to say "its only a fucking match", and you can end up with nothing left. i mean, toddlers can start fires, so these kids are gonna think they're smarter than everyone else and try and control it. they're not going to settle for a small flame.

and coppers are bound by rules and regulations, while some just can't be arsed for such instances, so really certain people have an opportunity to stop it. but, you know, be careful you don't put anyone in hospital.
Posted 04-16-2010 at 04:48 AM by MA

Wil's Avatar
OK, I get it. Did you edit your blog entry to make it clearer, or did I just fail to read it properly?
Posted 04-16-2010 at 05:15 AM by Wil

shaman's Avatar
Fuck them up.
Posted 04-16-2010 at 07:36 AM by shaman

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
@Max You didn't read it right the first time, but I didn't type it up perfectly either.

MA: The funny thing is, the place is FULL of fire extinguishers, and it doesn't look like they've even been touched.

Shaman: yus
Posted 04-16-2010 at 11:42 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 04-16-2010 at 12:46 PM by Mac Sirloin

Oddey's Avatar
I see exactly why you're angry with them. When you're done with them, I want to hear how it went.
Posted 04-16-2010 at 10:49 PM by Oddey

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Fuck 'em up good. You make me proud, young man.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 06:18 AM by Disgruntled Intern

T-nex's Avatar
Well if you're going to do it, make sure to take mr. face-covering-hat with you. You wouldn't want people to uh... recognize you.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 11:33 AM by T-nex

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
No, in this situation you do. If they're stupid enough to call the cops after getting whupped on [hur] then it will be your word against theirs, and why would the police believe tresspassers and vandals? Let them see your face. That part is important. Trust me.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 11:50 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm with DI on this.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 12:44 PM by Wings of Fire

 

Recent Blog Entries by Mac Sirloin





 
 
- Oddworld Forums - -