THE COLORS!

Spray paint your own house. You'll never see it coming.

If I would ever do that (which I won't) I would probably run out of ideas when I got there, so I would end up putting 'jezus wuz black!' on the church.

But yeah, I would go for the water tower. It would take actual effort to take it down so it would stay up there longer. So make your statement meaningful.

Get some stencils and do "DAWKINS ROOLZ" on the Church.

Or "FUCK CREATIONIZIM"

Or, even better: "DECEPTICONS FOREVER!"

I was thinking of making a Religious message, of course that would pretty much reduce any chance of my being blamed, as I am caucasion.

I was thinking of putting up something about global warming on the Water Twoer, yes, no?

I've got a better idea.
Go buy yourself a pair of rollerskates with grind plates, dress up in the caziest garb you can find, and go around knocking policemen down and spraying "LOL PWNT" on them.
Furthermore, a cookie to whoever can guess which game I just referenced.

The Warriors?

Jet Grind Radio maybe?

...The Simpsons hit and run? Grand Theft Auto?

JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i loved that game

i'd write something like "Canadians suck testicles!"
then no one will even think it was you and you can blame the nearest american

Except I am patriotic as a beaver smoking weed, so that's not going to happen.

Fuck, figures just as I "leave", somebody posts about something I care about. Graffiti is EXCELLENT

Don't tag a church. Or a car, unless you know whose it is. Go for public space, preferably bigger businesses (that's just my ethic code though). The water tower is a good idea. Stick to the shadows! I don't know if your town is big, but if you plan on putting up the chicken thing you described you'll need at least a few minutes of relative solitude. I would recommend a lookout. Again, this depends on how many people are out and about at night, and how jumpy people usually are (small towners tend to call cops more readily than the city folk).

If it's a small town, you can own it. Go nuts, and good luck.

This is a 2 year old blog entry, Kimon.

I lost the spraypaint.
I'm not friends with the guy who I was going to vandalize shit with any more.
And I spend a retarded amount of time here.

Spray the church with penises.

Spray the church with penises.