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OANST Roast.

Posted 02-16-2009 at 09:06 PM by Pilot
Part of the 'Blogs with the word OANST in the title' series.....

You're tuned to OANST ROAST.

Why is he so fun to make fun of? Just why does he love the work of John Kricfalusi so much? These questions and more answered in this edition of OANST ROAST.

And in our second half, an interview with Powdered Toanst Man.


(Already posted in bits n pieces, I thought it would fit better in a blog.)
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Gotta love Powdered Toanst Man.
Posted 02-16-2009 at 09:21 PM by Bullet Magnet

Pilot's Avatar
Does Ren's elongated eyeball look like an erect cartoonish phallus?
Posted 02-16-2009 at 09:28 PM by Pilot

Phylum's Avatar
looks more like a mushroom to me
Posted 02-16-2009 at 11:05 PM by Phylum

OANST's Avatar
Pilot, you are one weird bastard.
Posted 02-17-2009 at 06:35 AM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
The proportion of material on OWF that I understand is declining rapidly.
Posted 02-17-2009 at 06:46 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
Seriously, what manner of demons compelled this? What fucking manner?
Posted 02-17-2009 at 06:53 AM by OANST

shaman's Avatar
Time to call constantine.
Posted 02-17-2009 at 11:41 AM by shaman

Pilot's Avatar
Hey, this is an Oanst Roa(n)st. Don't you mean Coanstantine?
Posted 02-17-2009 at 01:04 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
Good lord.
Posted 02-17-2009 at 01:08 PM by OANST

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
John K OANST? Really?

You're dead to me. All of you are dead to me.
Posted 02-17-2009 at 02:51 PM by Mac Sirloin

OANST's Avatar
I asked the same question.
Posted 02-18-2009 at 07:06 AM by OANST

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Thank god. I thought I'd lost you.

Fuckin' John K.
Posted 02-18-2009 at 08:46 AM by Mac Sirloin

scrab queen's Avatar
*insert somehting mildly amusing yet highly irritating, taking both a flying leap over 'the line' and killing the joke at the same time*

I'm tempted to create an obscure internet group about this...

And yes, I do believe Ren has an eye-penis.

...*insert Apple joke*
Posted 02-18-2009 at 07:28 PM by scrab queen
Updated 02-18-2009 at 07:30 PM by scrab queen

Pilot's Avatar
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODYES!

You have to do that, you can start a whole following and everything!

Just be sure to put a link back to the MAN responsible for starting the whole thing..... OANST.
Posted 02-18-2009 at 07:42 PM by Pilot

scrab queen's Avatar
Wow. OANST worship. While i'm at it I should probably start that cult for the Great Mighty Poo. *is completely serious*
Posted 02-18-2009 at 09:08 PM by scrab queen

Pilot's Avatar
:
Great Mighty Poo.
I know he's a great guy ain't he?
Posted 02-18-2009 at 10:43 PM by Pilot

scrab queen's Avatar
Great...guy?! HE IS A GOD! YOU PUNY MORTALS WILL ALL PERISH UNDERNEATH STEAMING PILES OF BOTH METAPHORICAL AND LITERAL BULLDINKY FRESH FROM HIS LIFE GIVING CHOCOLATE STARFISH, UNLESS YOU SACRAFICE UNTO HIM YOUR FIRST-BORN SWEET CORN! FIE! THE VILLANOUS CURS HAVE OVERTURNED THE VERDICT OF UNSUBSTANTIATED FRIVOLITY IN THE FACE OF TEMPERATE FOOTWEAR! WE WILL SOW OUR REBELLION WITH BRICKS OF WET NOSTRILS! LEFT SOCK PLUS SPIDER KNEECAP EQUALS "THE FUCK"! LEARN! SIR ROTTEN J' MC'FUCKFINGER I'M LOVIN' IT!

...Feces.

Now ends my completely predictable outburst of annoying nonsense. Just remember: boobies. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. All hail the Great Mighty Poo. *kssh*
Posted 02-19-2009 at 02:24 AM by scrab queen

shaman's Avatar
OANST as a deity?

it could work


*launches cult*
Posted 02-19-2009 at 04:47 AM by shaman

OANST's Avatar
I like that I'm being compared to a giant shit.
Posted 02-19-2009 at 08:40 AM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
‘Compared to’?

Sorry.
Posted 02-19-2009 at 09:32 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
Mmhmm.
Posted 02-19-2009 at 10:15 AM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
See? Welcome to the second half. And out first guest is....

^Powdered Toanst Man.^
Posted 02-19-2009 at 01:53 PM by Pilot

 

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