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Government Over-reacharound

Posted 06-15-2012 at 11:28 PM by Pilot
Updated 06-15-2012 at 11:34 PM by Pilot
So, Sweden's makin' lemonade in the shade... From CBC: http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity...ians-urge.html

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From My Cold Dead Hand: Swedish Pols Want to Outlaw Stand-Up Urination

A Swedish political party is taking a stand against upright urination.

At a county council meeting Monday, the Left Party, or VÀnsterpartiet, tabled a motion that would require office washrooms to be genderless with a sit-down-only requirement, reported the news agency Tidningarnas TelegrambyrÄ.

For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.

VĂ€nsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.

Party speakers cited medical research they said shows men empty their bladders more efficiently while seated. Improved bladder evacuation reduces the risk for prostate problems, according to the party. It also helps men who sit rather than stand achieve a longer and healthier sex life, it said.

Viggo Hansen, a substitute council member who authored the motion, told Sveriges Television that that the move does not represent an attempt to meddle in the bathroom habits of citizens.

"That's not what we're doing. We want to give men the option of going into a clean toilet," he said.
Well what a delight when you have policymakers interested in controlling how you pee. As Dr. Steve Brule would say, "For your health."

Coming up: Feminist policymakers to outlaw straight male-counterpart sex. All male citizens must take it in the ass. "It's healthy for the prostate."
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Slog Bait's Avatar
This was funnier than it should have been.
Posted 06-16-2012 at 12:26 AM by Slog Bait

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I don't want to sit on a filthy public toilet. Just make all the women get penises or something.

I'm not gay, I swear!
Posted 06-16-2012 at 04:00 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
Fucking hell.
Posted 06-16-2012 at 04:43 AM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
No one will follow this law. Nobody follows general bathroom decorum as it is, and it's not like they're going to monitor them and ensure that their acts of waste expulsion are up to code.

I expect no less than detailed poop graffiti smeared on the inner walls of the stall as a sign of protest.

If this actually becomes a thing, I'll do my part for the cause, and poop in a urinal. Take that, Swedish government.
Posted 06-16-2012 at 09:55 AM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
Oh id love to draw detailed poop on walls of bathrooms
Posted 06-18-2012 at 06:02 AM by T-nex

Nate's Avatar
Apparently this is a common European viewpoint:

Posted 06-19-2012 at 02:00 AM by Nate

 

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