Burger Commercial Banned: "Too Gay"

It wouldn't have lasted if it were straight either.

Words are... inadequate. Presumably "Wooo-wooo" and SLURP must suffice.

Still, I find it hard to believe that any genuine burger commercial would use such a disgusting looking burger prop. My bullcrap sense is tingling.

Yeah, burger looks a little.... flat. The buns should be fuller and bubblier.

And less orange.

You know, they have technicians who work on food photography for these things. The makers of this commercial clearly did not.

My uncle does commercials. He once told me about the amount of time and effort is involved in displaying food.... how the lettuce and cheese is all placed 'perfectly' and the condiments are injected on with a syringe for maximum visual appeal.

I'll let you have a taste of my messy meat meaty burger.

Ewwwwwww.

I mean, the meat is tempting (chewing and slurping noises make me want to eat rather than throw up) but… just so gay.

This reminds me of the Heinz advert that was pulled for promoting homosexual relationships. I didn’t actually, but it depicted OMG TWO MEN KISSING so it wasn’t permissible.

And now Heinz can survive without my money.

Watching the guy bite the burger made me hungry, the other guy licking his crotch caused me to lose my appetite.