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I've Had Enough. I'm Leaving.

Posted 06-13-2009 at 04:57 PM by OddjobAbe
I've had enough of these wretched forums. I've been on them too long. I'm leaving. I'm leaving for bed.

Good night. Will be back during the boring stages of tomorrow as per usual.
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I Won the Shopping Game

Posted 06-09-2009 at 01:13 PM by OddjobAbe

Hooray!
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Good and Bad News

Posted 06-06-2009 at 08:50 AM by OddjobAbe
On the way to the bank, in a more or less empty area, I was approached by four tiny children who looked as though they were from primary school. "gimme ur fone" they politely asked. I reached into my pocket and placed a used handkerchief into the ringleader's open palm. I then laughed and walked onwards to the bank.

Although something bad happened today - one of my friends decided that they support the BNP. I don't think they realise that they're supporting a group of fascists who try...
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoger ychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

Posted 05-26-2009 at 01:42 AM by OddjobAbe
Just thinking about it this morning after being reminded of my last visit to Wales by the sign for the train station in the National Railway Museum. I never thought that the name of a train station would make me feel stupid, but I don't want to try to pronounce it, as I don't speak Welsh, so I'll get it wrong.

I remember hearing a spoof of a love song on the radio. There were a bunch of intentionally cheesy lyrics, and then he said "she's my Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
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National Railway Museum

Posted 05-24-2009 at 11:58 AM by OddjobAbe
I got there at 11:10. Got thrown out at 6:00. My only disappointment is that my brother tolf me that the Deltic prototype was back, but it actually wasn't. The Flying Scotsman's being serviced, and they've put an irritating little bit on the front of the Mallard (which is my favorite engine, by the way). Just missed the Sir Nigel Gresley which was taken out yesterday. Actually got a proper look at the Chinese train this time (enormous thing), as I was only with my nephew (who is the only person...
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Oh No

Posted 05-18-2009 at 07:11 AM by OddjobAbe
My DVD player broke, so I got a new one. This one doesn't play DVD-Rs, so I can't watch "Rocko's Modern Life" for a while. I still have the receipt, so I shall take it back and get a new one.

I also cannot watch "Polic Squad!" anymore. Emily is very happy about both of these programmes being of our telly for a bit.
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My Eyes Are All Sticky

Posted 05-16-2009 at 05:08 PM by OddjobAbe
I just woke up with my head on the keyboard. I have no idea when I fell asleep. This should not happen. I should not be so bored that I spend all night on the computer. Never will this happen again.
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FUCK

Posted 05-12-2009 at 10:16 AM by OddjobAbe

Do you see that? A silver and blue talking classic Dalek? Something which I could have had.

Long story short, I screwed around with one in a shop, because I had never seen such a good-looking minature Dalek. I could have sworn that it was silver with blue hemispheres, but when I went to actually pick one up, thery only had a black supreme one. I bought it, because Emily insisted...
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I Ain't

Posted 05-09-2009 at 10:42 AM by OddjobAbe
I need to pick up my nephew soon.
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Cartoons

Posted 04-26-2009 at 11:01 AM by OddjobAbe
What a fucking day. A full day off. A full day of watching cartoons. Call me sad, but I am not one to say "no" to cartoons. It's great enough when there's Ren and Stimpy and Tom and Jerry, but when your brother visits with Rocko's Modern Life, that's the icing on the fucking cake. And yet, I'm more knackered than if I was up and about.

There has been a downside to just watching cartoons all day - Emily is now convinced that I am retarded. There's no shame in having down syndrome, but...
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