I'm back and ready to play.

[Joe the Intern]

Most of you don't remember me. That's too bad. I's been unbanned. I know Dave, and Luke, and the other, more aggressive Dave. I love each and every 3 of you.


XOXOXYZ,

Mo'gin

[Majic]

Oh yea, when it was mentioned to me you were banned, I was going to talk to Alcar about it, as I never remembered it happening. But I forgot. And here you are now, so no harm done. Right?

EDIT: Oh, and this should be in the Welcomes & Birthdays place or whatever. It says Welcomes & Birthdays, but it also includes Leaving. Blame Alcar. Then give me a blow job. That should be satisfactory.

[Mac the Janitor]

w00t, welcome back.

I think I remember you.

[the brew master]

*scrathes head*

i dont remeber you cause i only signed up a few weeks ago
anyway welcome back

[ClaireBear]

Hey former bad guy... I'm kinda new... (and possibly walking a fine line of being banned too!)... just wondering what it was you were banned for.

After all... all the ladies love a bad guy!!

*scrathes head*

I dont remeber you cause i only signed up a few weeks ago

Don't worry Brew... I don't know him either... hense my curiosity!

That and the fact that all the ladies love a bad guy!

CB x

[VaniLLaKiLLah]

I don't rememba you but WELCOME BACK!

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

[Codek]

I have no idea who you are. But this time I'd avoid getting yourself banned. It helps in the long run.

[Mojo]

I olny remember your name, unfortunately. But hey, I hope you've learned your lesson, and have a great time around here...

[Fuzzles!]

Well I am new here myself, but welcome back!

[Majic]

Psh? You all don't remember him? he only took part in the writing of one of the damned coolest fanfics ever...

[Joe the Intern]

Hans and Sven Do Stuff. God, that was great.

Oh, and I got banned for saying "vagina" too many times. Will that get me in trouble? Hopefully not.

[Codek]

Hans and Sven Do Stuff. God, that was great.

Oh, and I got banned for saying "vagina" too many times. Will that get me in trouble? Hopefully not.

I've read through your post history and concluded two things:

1. You are an idiot.

2. You use the words "Hans and Sven" too much.

This leads me to beleive that "please fasten your seatbelts, and ensure all flipdown tables are secured in the upright position." would be the best advice to give right now. Ladies and gentlemen, we are expecting some flameulance.

[Joe the Intern]

Ouch. That hurt.

[Codek]

[IMG]

Ouch. That hurt.

Please, don't take it as an insult. I actually like idiots quite alot.

[Joe the Intern]

I'm not fighting with you.

[Codek]

I'm not fighting with you.

This is true, but you are disagreeing.

Lets just establish some facts here:

• You mentioned me.
• My socks need washing.
• You said "not".

I think I'm beginning to build up a general picture here. And I'm sure all the other users can see it. So I think you'd better behave madam, otherwise I'll cronfistate your jelly bellies.

[Majic]

See what picture? That he refused to start a tedious, pointless argument? Really Death, your trivial insults and arguments have become so worn down they carry little value except annoyance. Constantly causing fights and throwing insults at members you barely know is so laughable it's pathetic.

Joe's a longstanding member, who as I recall, has never been a major problem. He was once banned once long ago for entirely illegitimate reasons, and got peacefully banned more recently for using "vagina" too much. Back in the day, he was a great contributer who shouldn't have to bother bickering with you.

[Codek]

Oh Majic please. It should've been obvious that I was just joking.

EDIT: I really don't know how I manage to stay so level headed with you majic. You've accused me of so many things in your post it's just not funny. You've got COMPLETELY the wrong idea of everything that has been going on.

Perhaps you should refrain from speculative judgement in such situations.

[Majic]

You're right, I was entirely wrong. You're obviously right. I'm sorry then, for being such a speculative pest and lazily skipping over your blatant sarcasm. From this point of my life on, I'll let Jesus show me the way. He will decide the contents of my post. Quick, somebody go start a thread on abortion! I must boldly display my new colors as a way to preserve my innocence and the safety of others!

[Fez]

Is it to late to say welcome back? or has the flamming and spamming begun?

[SeaRex]

Hey! It's Joe! Welcome back, Joe. I see you've met Death.

Now let the hilarity ensue!

Don't expect much fun with aggressive Dave, though. He be gone. Sorta. Anyway, how the f*ck did you get banned? I thought all was forgiven with the whole vagina incident... and you just kinda' faded out.

[Codek]

Well it looks as if:

1. Majic has bummed up AGAIN thinking I was trying to insult someone when I was just being sarcastic.
2. Majic decided he would try and join the sarcastic bandwagon. But he has so far failed to make me laugh.
3. I have no ****ing clue what to say next, because I don't know whether I am on good or bad terms with Majic.

So there you have it. Pretty screwed over really. So I say this will turn into a flame war once we all start to get stupidly passionate about some really trivial stuff, and start splitting up our quotes into tiny fragments to pick at every single tiny detail.

Then once the thread is locked, we will begin to make snide remarks to each other around the forum, and ocasionally get things "off our chest" by "breaking" (in other words bursting out ranting and flaming). We will continue like this to get sick of each other until it ends in some grand finale ho-down, where one user gets the most holy crapola kicked out of him, because somewhere along the line the other side gets an advantage.

Once one side or the other gets completely bashed up, he will leave. Goodbye see you later never coming back. Then afterwards everyone will start summing up and talking to each other about it because they can't get enough of the drama. That's when Alcar will step in and start telling people off. He will close the thread, and everyone will move on, but keep strong negative memories of the person who left.

By the end of that month, the user will come back under a different name, and try to pass himself of as this increadible person who can do amazingly increadible things like turn metal into plastic and smoke a cigarette through his anus. Eventually people will get sick of him, and the moderators and administrators will be promted to do an IP check. They will find out that this person is the same person, and he will be banned. Now all the people on the forum will remember him as a pathetic flamer, who bullshitted and came back a second time trying to pass himself off as someone else.

Or something like that.

[Joe the Intern]

No, I was completely shut out. My IP address was placed on the banned list. But thankfully, the loving, benevolent Alcar reinstated my position out of the goodness of his heart. *wink*

Edit: Gee, do you wear those rose-colored glasses often? (badump cssssst...)

[Codek]

Edit: Gee, do you wear those rose-colored glasses often? (badump cssssst...)

I think people would be more inclined to laugh at how everyone is sucking up to you rather than laugh at that joke.

No offense intended, but you turn up and suddenly everyone wants to be your friend. Are you handing out women or something?

[Adder]

Dia duit, Joe.

I vaugly remember seeing you around, but I wouldn't remember anything specific.
This time 'round, try not to get banned.

Slan leat,
Adder

[Volsung]

No offense Death, but those of us who don't know Joe should as of yet have no problem with him, and those that do know him appear to be glad he's back. I don't see any reason we should dislike the next person to reappear or join. I'd rather have a friend than an enemy. Unless the enemy was really cool.

But if you are handing out women, Joe, by all means.

Oh, and welcome back to the forums.

[Codek]

Dia duit, Joe.

I vaugly remember seeing you around, but I wouldn't remember anything specific.
This time 'round, try not to get banned.

Slan leat,
Adder

Have you actually ever explained that Dia duit stuff to anyone yet? Otherwise it's pretty useless to people who don't speak "Adder".

No offense Death, but those of us who don't know Joe should as of yet have no problem with him, and those that do know him appear to be glad he's back. I don't see any reason we should dislike the next person to reappear or join. I'd rather have a friend than an enemy. Unless the enemy was really cool.

But if you are handing out women, Joe, by all means.

Of course Volsung, as always, no offense taken.

I don't randomly dislike people. This Joe person happens to cardinally irritate me, because the very ground he walks in is practically worshipped, yet he hasn't done or said anything impressive. Perhaps I should be more tolerant of this. I dunno.

It seems to me that this person is just a longstaying gasbag. Sure he has loads of posts, and he has been here for ages - but if I may use you Volsung as an example, you came here and really stormed a hot debate in the first few hours of being here.

If the only thing to respect this guy for, is the amount of time he has spent here, and the number of posts he has made, then I certainly won't be in the crowd that is cheering him on.

Just my 2 cents.

[Joe the Intern]

Okay, can this stop? Seriously. I'd like to get along. We could be friends, and we could take long walks, and hold hands, and sing to each other.

[Codek]

We could be friends, and we could take long walks, and hold hands, and sing to each other.

Certainly you great big cheesemonger you.

[Dave]

Hey, I'm a Dave, too ...
But I don't think I'm either the Dave or the Agressive Dave you are talking about ...
Anyways, welcome back.