Master Chief vs. Gordan Freeman

Fez · #1 03-25-2004, 09:40 AM

who do you think would win in this clash of the titans?

as much as it may shock you, i think Freeman would win. MC has the guns, but in the end, Freeman is much more resorceful. MC would probably kick the shit out of him, and then just as hes about to die, Freeman would shoot a pillar onto him for something.

Hobo · #2 03-25-2004, 09:45 AM

Neither. I think that the Monkey from Timesplitters 2 would come in at the last minute and minigun them both to hell.

Fez · #3 03-25-2004, 09:47 AM

you bastard. Couldnt you wait till like, 20 posts till you ruin this thread?

Esus · #4 03-25-2004, 09:52 AM

MC'd win. He has good armour and enhanced human sense. GF doesn't.
We are allowed to give them weapons, as you used the pillar? Good. MC'd use a banshee.

Fez · #5 03-25-2004, 09:56 AM

Freeman would take out the banshee with a Gauss shot.

Esus · #6 03-25-2004, 09:58 AM

With MC's super sense, he's avoid such a shot, and run GF over.

Fez · #7 03-25-2004, 10:00 AM

super sence? do you have any idea how fast a Gauss shot moves! and if that misses, he can pull out a rocket launcher.

Or he could just pin MC down, and shove some snarks into his armour.

Esus · #8 03-25-2004, 10:01 AM

OK, MC wou;dn't be in the banshee. He'd sniper GF down from a cliff side.

Fez · #9 03-25-2004, 10:04 AM

he has a crossbow, he can snipe back.

Esus · #10 03-25-2004, 10:07 AM

he'd be taken by surprise, and the crossbow wouldnt penetrate MC's armour.

Fez · #11 03-25-2004, 10:12 AM

they're explosive arrows. And he always hes the thornet gun to send homing crap at him.

Hobo · #12 03-25-2004, 10:17 AM

No The monkey would waste both of them. Yes.

(Sorry, I had to ruin your fun

)

Abe's son · #13 03-25-2004, 10:52 AM

Gordan Freeman > All

Gordan fought throgh a dimension, angry grunts, aliens from hell and a HUGE ass spider bitch. He is teh godzor.

the brew master · #14 03-25-2004, 10:57 AM

MC would win easily hands down

Fez · #15 03-26-2004, 11:21 AM

MC uses all his strength to win. Freeman uses his mind, thats how he stays alive.

spike 247 · #16 03-26-2004, 11:29 AM

I think MC would win, but as for Monkey...

Majic · #17 03-26-2004, 02:53 PM

Dude! There totally needs to be a versus thread created. Of pure, random, shit. That would rule so much...

oddguy · #18 03-26-2004, 03:12 PM

MC has that nifty life regeneration. He'd just run away when he was hurt and kick but when he was full on life. Rinse and Repeat.
Also, MC has Cortana. She tells him all that special info and yells at him. A yelling, nagging bitch really pisses you off and gives you that fighting edge that would help MC win!

-oddguy

I appologize for the comment about Cortana in advance!

the brew master · #19 03-26-2004, 04:57 PM

mc would win easily i mean a mean lean fighting machine with a cool suit or a little scientist with glasses and a crowbar,which one??

Mac the Janitor · #20 03-26-2004, 06:48 PM

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Dude! There totally needs to be a versus thread created. Of pure, random, shit. That would rule so much...

Indeed.

I may start one when I get home tonight.

I'm going Cosmic Bowling.

Shows you how cool I am.

Which is...very cool.

oddguy · #21 03-26-2004, 07:52 PM

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I'm going Cosmic Bowling.

Shows you how cool I am.

Which is...very cool.

Oooh, I love Cosmic Bowling!

Fun stuff, baby...fun stuff indeed.

-DEAR ODDguy

GrigtheSlig · #22 03-26-2004, 09:47 PM

Don't partake of the SPAM!!! It might taste good for the moment, but later you'll puke so bad that your internal orgins with scream in pain...

*vomits*

I'm partaking of the spam right now! Oh no!

Anyway, MC would totally win! He's so sexy, Mr. Freeman would be looking at his sexy ass rather that kicking the shit outta him... BUt that's just my opinion.

GrigtheSlig

Esus · #23 03-26-2004, 11:08 PM

Theres only one way to sort this out...
Google-fight!!
and the winner is...

Fez · #24 03-27-2004, 12:29 AM

waste of my ****ing time.....

Fez · #25 03-27-2004, 06:07 AM

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He'd sniper GF down from a cliff side.

Freemans resorceful, he'd fire a rocket at the cliff edge, making MC fall.

Lucipher · #26 03-27-2004, 06:11 AM

There is only one way to be sure who will win! NO WEAPONS! NO SHEILDS! JUST TWO BRICK WALLS PUNCHING AND KICKING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER! But then the monkey would just kill them... that monkey is quality.

Fez · #27 03-27-2004, 06:15 AM

by "Brick Walls" he means MC anf Freeman, for those without British slang.

Majic · #28 03-27-2004, 11:51 AM

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Indeed.

I may start one when I get home tonight.

I'm going Cosmic Bowling.

Shows you how cool I am.

Which is...very cool.

I'll hold you to that.

Anyways, Master Chief. I'm sorry, Freeman is pretty kick as, but you jjust can't beat MC.

Big_Bro_Slig222 · #29 03-27-2004, 01:54 PM

Freeman would friggin kill MC. Hands down.

Al the Glukkon · #30 03-28-2004, 09:33 AM

They would both slip on a slurg and die, then the monkey will win!