Life on Oddworld!

oddguy · #1 03-20-2004, 05:30 PM

Okay, there have been threads like this before but now we have OW4 coming up and...uhhh....just shut-up and reply to this thread, okay?

So...let's say you live on Oddworld? What species would you be? Who'd you hang out with? Where would you live? What would your daily routine be like?

Discuss my children!

Sekto Springs · #2 03-20-2004, 05:38 PM

Slig: live in a homey hotel in a safe city and with a medium-wage job as a rent-a-cop, every thursday the boys come over and we play poker.

Mudokon: Hang out in a nice village in a tropical climate. Playin' hackey-sack with my Mudokon homies while sippin' on a refreshing tropical beverage.

Oddsville · #3 03-20-2004, 05:44 PM

(Yes Im back, the forums stopped working for me again!)

For some reason I'd love to be a Slig in the grungy, dirty complex that is the Slig Barracks. I can just imagine living in this small tent with a bunk-bed, and crappy TV. Don't ask me why but I've always pictured the Slig Barracks as its own little city. they have little armory stores, and nasty markets, etc.

oddguy · #4 03-20-2004, 05:47 PM

Mudokon:
Home: I'd live in a nice little treehouse in the forest of Paramonia and install a nice travel-well to the most popular locations of Oddworld.
Routine:I'd hunt down some paramite and have the guy for breakfast with some eggs. Then I'd take the travel-well to Alf's and get to work and just hang out with my buds. Serve up some tea, log onto the cafe-internet lounge and get on zee OWF...just like Alf!

-oddguy

Al the Glukkon · #5 03-20-2004, 05:56 PM

I would be a glukkon.
I would would work in one of the big cities in Mudos as a Jr.executive and have a nice office.

Shell Man · #6 03-20-2004, 07:09 PM

I'd be a Shell Man.

I guess I'd live by the ocean, in a shallow water tropical environment. The only problem is I'd know next to nothing about myself or my species.

***Alcar*** · #7 03-20-2004, 09:46 PM

A Gabbit, as I've always had an affinity for water. Or a Mudokon, just cause they're cool.

Alcar...

VaniLLaKiLLah · #8 03-20-2004, 09:56 PM

I would be a Mudokon, i think. They're cute.

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

_GrubHunter_ · #9 03-20-2004, 10:36 PM

I would be a Glukkon in some big Factory.

paramiteabe · #10 03-21-2004, 04:59 AM

I would be a Steef because it seems they are a natural form of bounty hunter. Sort of like wildlife but inteligant.

I would hang out with Stranger and some Mudokons and live down on the big river.

Nath · #11 03-21-2004, 07:38 AM

A slurg, then get stepped on when I'm two days old, then come back as an ass kicking scrab then kill whatever stepped on me when I was a slurg.

CarboN · #12 03-21-2004, 08:25 AM

Same thing as Alcar. I love water, and gabbits are so cute.

I'd like to be a slig, too... but I don't know why.

Mac the Janitor · #13 03-21-2004, 09:25 AM

I'd be a peaceful, happy mudokon.

Yup.

Big Sis Slig · #14 03-21-2004, 10:38 AM

I'd be a Slig. Seeing as I'm a girl, I'd probably be slapping other sligs for wolf-whistling at me. Oh yea, and I'd smoke Lung-Busters, shoot anything that moves, make Prank-calls, cheat at poker, etc...

Bionic · #15 03-21-2004, 11:02 AM

A vykker. What's not to like about causing pain to all other living creatures?

Havoc · #16 03-21-2004, 12:16 PM

I would be a Glukkon big cheese being the major of a huge Industrial city.
But since I hate having to walk on my hands I get around in modified electrical pants so I can actualy use my hands and not needing a slig with me all the time.

(A glukkon in a sligs mech pants... that must look so weird

, onyone interested in doing a piece of art on that idea?)

Daily routine... hanging around in my office counting money, looking out the window... cutting ribons of reopend factory's abe destroyd.

***Xavier*** · #17 03-22-2004, 07:11 AM

I'm wondering if this should be in GD...
maybe in Fan Corner, or Rpg?

***Wil*** · #18 03-22-2004, 08:14 AM

I reckon it's okay where it is. It's not much different from the What Creature Would You Be kind of topic. If people are gonna actually start acting or penning out their ideas, then they can head down to the RPG and Fan Corner.

And not a second before.

Seargentbig · #19 03-22-2004, 08:53 PM

I like paramites. I'd like to be pack leader in Paramonia and fight off savage Oddguy attacks.

Esus · #20 03-23-2004, 09:02 AM

Paramites are my simgle most favourite creative, they're brilliant... - though I have grown a great affection for the Scuba Toad....

WildScrab · #21 03-26-2004, 11:43 AM

Well Let me See...id like to be a Slig..Dunno why just something about them i like..maybe the 1st Native Slig? in native oddworld hanging out with the Muds,eating Apple Flavoured Socks and Marsh Mallows..

GrigtheSlig · #22 03-26-2004, 04:21 PM

Mudokon:I'd live somewhere very close to the ocean, so I could hang with the gabbits...(Via Gabbiar) Travel through my handy dandy Travelwell (Sorry Oddguy, I love your ideas!) and hang out at Alf's rehab and tea. I'd spike my tea with soulstorm brew though, I love that stuff!

oddguy · #23 03-26-2004, 07:26 PM

Damn you!

GrigtheSlig · #24 03-26-2004, 08:39 PM

:

I'm sorry oddguy, I just love you so much! I can't help but copy you.

*rubs inner thigh*

Sexy beast, come here you!

*Wakes from very scary dream*

Dear goodness, what did I eat?

Or I'd be a...

Gabbit: I'd live with the mudokon I spoke of previously... His house has a great veiw!