Stop conning viewers!
Every time I want to watch t.v. a bunch of lamers, con artists, and flunkies go on the air to pimp their get-rich-quick moneytraps, "amazing" workout devices, illegal golf clubs, and diet pills backed up by nothing fantastical claims in which fat slobs lost weight by DIETING AND EXERCISE.
Popeil and Lapre are the kings of this type of trash. Their lame business scams and food cooking products shouldn't be fooling anybody, but they are. If its not ads for cash, cars for cash, its vitamin pills, real estate, eBay parasitism. ENOUGH! Also, whats with these guys obsession with sharp objects? Miracle Blade, Rocket Chef, Magic Bullet, Ginsu, Fisherman's Dream...
WE GET THE POINT!
Also, if I see one more goddamned hour-long golf "infomercial" I think I'm going to pull an Elvis with my brother's pump shotgun. Stop pimping your illegal, overpriced bullshit drivers, putters, and wedges. We don't want entire channels being swallowed by your exploitation of ignorant people.
To all these people and corporations using actual stations for their cruddy, hamfisted "infomercials" just do one of these two things and you'll make millions of people happy. Take your pitches to QVC or create a brand new channel entitled
"Worthless Crap That Will Leave You Penniless and Unfulfilled."
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