A stupid join in story.

[paramiteabe]

everybody add a part to this ongoing stupid story but the rule here is to make this story real stupid and silly to a point where it doesn't make any kind of sense. Sound odd well it otta be! Ill begin.

Once upon a time there was a monkey named puke. He lived in a cookie down by the railroad tracks. Why a cookie because cookies were....

[oddguy]

...protecting him from the aliens stupidity rays. Yes, little green aliens and Saddam have been after Puke for a while now. It all started a long time ago when Puke the monkey was...

[Mac the Janitor]

...not a monkey. He actually started out as a human convict, but then they started testing things on him and he got superpowers and turned into a monkey. He then went on to seek his revenge...

(just for you, Oddguy. )

[Sekto Springs]

He plotted a viscious and fantastic revenge, he would flood the known world with supersized twinkies and clones of professional bowlers, so he snuck into the Twinkie Super-sizing Cloning Bowling Alley factory and....

[nads]

...from the alpha cookie monster. The Alpha Cookie monster eats cookies and is blue and has googly eyes. Saddam had an alliance with the ACM...a DEADLY alliance. He brings people to his areanas and they fight and crap because...

[nads]

stupid not typing fast ability...
and 60 seconds between posts.

[Sekto Springs]

...from the alpha cookie monster. The Alpha Cookie monster eats cookies and is blue and has googly eyes. Saddam had an alliance with the ACM...a DEADLY alliance. He brings people to his areanas and they fight and crap because...

How does that match up with my part?

[Mac the Janitor]

Read his last post.

He posted it intending it to go with mine, but he was a lil' slow and you beat him to it.

[Sekto Springs]

Ok I see it now, let's just ignore this and move on then shall we, we could use both ideas.

[paramiteabe]

Cerious George said so. But we all know why monkeys eat twinkies on a daily basis. And that is because....

[GrigtheSlig]

... they have a super secret plot to start a trend to make people fat and get them addicted to twinkies. Everyone has always wanted to be like monkeys, so humans started eating them nonstop. The monkeys realized that their evil plan had worked, so they...

[oddguy]

...gave George W. Bush a nice...

[Canned Gabbiar]

nuclear weapon. George Bush went crazy with delight and...

[Mac the Janitor]

Ate it. Then the world waited in suspense for the weapon to venture through the digestive system of George W. Bush, only to find...

[Sekto Springs]

...a giant squid named Fluke who showed them Bush's digestive tract and then....

[nads]

...farted. It smelt like warm...

[oddguy]

...cookies soaked in McDonalds' special sauce and just a hint of...

[Abe's son]

...Zombie flesh suated in essence of hobo. The fart brought forth an army of...

[oddguy]

...Uruk Hai crossed with Werewolves bitten by Vampires. The army's commander was none other than OWF's Jacob. Jacob ordered his army to attack...

[GrigtheSlig]

... people with ringworms in their digestive tract that ate sauted onions and...

[ANN NEELY]

...Large flaming squirrels. But...

[Abe's son]

I shit my pants, this not only discusted the army but forced them to stop and say "....thats discusting." I turn the people of Russia...

[Mac the Janitor]

...and give them food, cause they really need it. I also gave them large supplies of...

[oddguy]

...anime porn for their...

[Mac the Janitor]

...manic, muscular wives who crave nothing but...

[oddguy]

...steroids and Regis Philbin look-alikes that...

[GrigtheSlig]

... run around naked, exposing their...

[nads]

...flesh to the nation of...

[ANN NEELY]

...Gophers. And...

[Hobo]

Shouldn't this be in NOA&L if it's a story type thing?