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And welcome back Great listeners of Oddworld Fm, after that short interval we are back on the air. And I am glad to say that the lawsuit against us has been dropped. Phew! I still protest my innocence, not that it matters now anyway. We shall be once again, taking your calls. It is half past the hour, on Oddworld FM….
Get ready to look forward to exclusive interviews, gambling, games, dares, calls and everything and anything we can pack into an hour a day. Tonight we’ll be joining Aslik, inside his nightclub and hearing his side of the story. Right now, it’s the news and sport with my good friend, Cory. How ya doin’?
Cory :: Great Rex, yourself?
Rex :: Fine thanks. But the news and headlines…?
Cory :: Ahem…yes….*clears throat*
Tonight’s headlines are :: Fan of the Month Delayed
Have the OWI finally finished their next game?
Has Hobo finally had a shower?
More on those stories later….
Earlier today, we received information on the next Oddworld game. Our sources are extremely unreliable at this stage, so Lorne please don’t kill us if we’ve got it wrong.
The next 2 games are scheduled to be out on Xbox, as Munch was. We’re happy to reveal that the next game, Stranger (we think that’s the name) the newest game from Lorne Lanning and The OWI is underway, and hopefully almost finished. Fingers crossed guys.
Steef, (which is apparently the characters name), is one part gorilla, one part horse, and a bit mad, not to mention the star of the next Oddworld game. Unfortunately, Abe and Munch will not appear in Oddworld 4 as Lorne has said that he wanted to gives the fans a “break” from Abe and Munch.
So the next game will be crazier, a little bit different, loud, proud, and screaming Oddishness to the whole world.
Fan Of The month :: Fan of the month delayed for unforeseen reasons. OWI are still shifting through all sorts of crazy applications. But don’t worry; it should be up by next month at least. Otherwise, they’ll be ‘snowed’ under by all the applications. At least they have more time devoted to their tea breaks…
Now in sports news…. Is the Oddlympics up and running?
This quote came in yesterday :
“That was one of the other reasons I decided to postpone it; if I had started it around this time, then in a month or whatever Stranger's game comes out and all the Oddlympics creatures are old and outdated. But yes, it won't be very hard at all to simply change the species of the Oddlympians once Stranger is out.”
So unfortunately, there will be no more Oddlympics till ‘Stranger’. Back to you in the studio.
Rex :: Thanks Cory. Quite a mouthful on your first day isn’t it?
Cory :: Yeah, almost had my tongue twisted at that last par’. I wondered if I’d ev’r finish. No weather today?
Rex :: Nah, our weather presenter hasn’t arrived yet. And don’t say you’ll do it…
Cory :: wouldn’t dream, wouldn’t dream. Shouldn’t you get on?
Rex :: Yeah, More news in an hour.
We’ll be right back after this new single produced by Munch, and ‘All this time’. Afterwards we’ll be taking your phone calls.
We want ideas for band new games! The weirder the better, the crazier the game the better the prize.
Don’t hesitate, pick up that phone now!
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