Uh oh! I'm in trouble now!
Bahness!!! I am so sorry I haven't been on in a bajilion years guys! I'm writing this from my gramma's computer, since mine does not work,*plus I'm grounded* which is why I haven't been here in so long. We decided to switch to DSL, and in the process of it, forgot to buy me an ethernet cable for my comp, so my parents can play on THEIR internet, all nice and warm and toasty up in their rooom, while I'm downstairs staring at blank screen that will never turn on, no matter how much I seem to stare at it. On the somewhat bright, cheery, happy bunny rabbit side, not having a computer has brought up my grades somewhat, and I have found a new love in life *plugs in amp* guitar! *blasts speakers and kills the whole neighborhood* Jeez, my neck still hurts from headbanging last night. *makes mental note not to listen to Disturbed anymore* Wow, I guess I'ver missed alot over the days...weeks....months..... oh foo a long time. All I'm asking for is that you forgive me........and $2000 in cash. Now. Or else. *grabs toothbrush and holds it against Abe Babe's head* I'll do it, I'LL DO IT YOU GOD DAMNED BASTARDS!!!JUST GIVE ME THE #%$@! MONEY AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!!!!!!!!! *slowly sticks toothbrush in Abe Babe's ear* Allright, YOU ASKED FOR IT!! YOU DID, NOT ME!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU GOD DA,MED BASTARDS!!! *cleans out Abe Babe's ears with toothbrush, then runs away with her wallet* Oh, and if I don't get to come back for a while, merry Christmas, happy Haunaka *L'chaim!* and Kwanza Ramidas, yak yak yak yak yak, BAH HUMBUG!
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