My Dad used to be a painter, so I would go with him at times and we met a lot of strange people. One in particular just gave me the creeps!

Her name was Loretta. She was about 60 something and taught foreign dance in her spare time. Her real job was being a lawyer, but she was soooo rich she had allready retired. She lived in a small mountain community in a huge house that she wanted to sell, so my Dad was doing some work on it to make it presentable.
She had a dog the size of a pony and was saving it's fur to make a blanket out of it. If she saw some dog fur on the floor, she would collect it and put it into a plastic baggy. She also brushed her dog for the sole purpose of getting more fur. She did this several times a day.
She was also on this strange diet that had her eating a bunch of strange foods I've never heard of before. I tasted some one day and it tasted terrible and I had no idea what was in it cus' it had all been blended into a grayish substance. "My own recipe!" she would say. I was polite of course and told her it was delicious.
She believed in this being called "The Divine Mother" and worshiped her earthly servant called "The Shre-ari Bendo" Loretta kept a huge picture of the Shre-ari bendo at the end of her hall. It gave me the creeps.
What scraed me the most is that she had a crush on my Dad. Later after having nothing to do with this women, my Dad told my family that Loretta wanted him to run away with her to India and have a cellabit relationship.
Lorreta also told my Dad that the Divine Mother and Shre-ari Bendo had spoken to her and told her that he was not meant to be with my mother. She continued saying that a dimensional shift had happened and that I was truly meant to be with my own mother! YUCK!
Anyway, my Dad left that house and we never saw Loretta again.
-oddguy
