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ODDWORLD FM:
Live from rupture farms
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Yes hello there, and welcome to another year of Oddworld FM. Live with me Rexy T, the best DJ in oddworld.
Yet again I need an assistant, but to become my assistant you must answer my 3 questions correctly!
1.) Who was my first ever assistant?
2.) Who is hosting my pictures?
3.) Who was the first
EVER RPG mod?
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So our topics for the next few days are....
1.) Mudokons vs Glukkons : Can't we just sort things out?
and
2.) Relationships : Friendships, Familys, Love, Hate, Tell me everything and anything!
The number to ring is: 0800-ODD-FM-999.
Well, My views on the Mudokon vs Glukkon thing.
Fellas, hasn't it gone on for long enough? Arn't you tired of not being able to stand next to your fellow glukkon or Mudokon and say:
"We ARE friends"
Can't you just say, we are sorry for blowing up your factorys, and we are sorry for total enslavement and just forget about it?
Sure, I mean the total Abe thing, was cool. I say it
WAS cool. But its not now. Abe has just dissapeared, now its all Munch this and Munch that. But do we really need another hero?
I ask you.
This superhero stuff, it sounds great. Save a few hundred lives, be loved by all, everything. But its so over-rated. I mean I spoke to abe yesterday. Me and him are good friends, but now hes bothered by all these muds going to his cave after he retired.
He now has a bad back from all this, and any second now he may just decide to leave us.
But then again the whole enslavement thing, and the bones and stuff. That was extremely harsh! But you destroyed a few of thier things,so muds don't be stubborn.
Anyway, what do you think?
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Oddworld FM:Live from Rupture Farms
Hey
I would edit immediately!
